Sean Colon

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The brightest bread-basket that is Sean Colon

In 1954, Sean was discovered by fellow acting star ricky wells while picking up litter as part of his parole terms. Sean hopes to shortly accept roles being a malodorous student. Though without his own teeth, or any idea what foreplay is, Sean constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Sean Colon began life as a hairdresser - someone who went on holiday in order to pick up new and interesting venereal diseases. Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Sean is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future.

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