Troy Petty

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On new year's eve, 1934, Troy was discovered, while begging for pennies, by hook-handed-producer, who was at the time really excited about his new shoes. Shortly after his first gender reassignment, Troy, a government conspiracy in the making, has found himself one of the most sought after people in the country. Child-star Troy Petty (religious beyond hope) was raised by attractive parents Ernest and Brittany Petty.

Likely future film roles are said to include a hairdresser.

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The Good Loaf Next showing: on iTelevision, on 23rd February 2019, 09:00

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