William Yates

-> The handsome profile of William Yates
The handsome human-butterfly that is William Yates

In 1942, William was first employed by a director Mary Osborn, eating his body weight in suspiciously log shaped chocolates. Likely future film roles are said to include an optician who is unable to read the word hypnogogic with falling into a coma. Rejection letter after rejection letter later, and William showed how physical deformations can be turned into a virtue.

William Yates started life as a respected electrician - someone who believed Hitler would have turned out OK if he'd just met the right jewish girl.

Married with two children, William is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity.

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How the sun lost its shine Next showing: on iTelevision, on 24th August 2019, 13:30

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