It's stuck to my face

Movie synopsis

Whatever it is: it's stuck to her goddamned face, and with no obvious way of removing it. Oh, and it looks pretty scary, whatever it is. No, it's not a mole. No, not even one of those with a hair in it. And... NO! It's not a fucking cold sore! What's wrong with you people? It's scary, possibly alien, maybe some out of control microbial bacterial mega-fuck up from some lab somewhere. OK?

Sublime horror film chicanery directed somewhere within spitting distance of Baltimore, Maryland.