Albert Mays

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Albert hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a below average policeman and a lifeguard. With no future in sight, Albert is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity. Albert Mays started his fame as an optician, and later joined a group who assumed that americans invented the english language. Untalented and broken, Albert turned into one of history's most prolific wankers. On new year's eve, 1993, Albert was first hired by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", talent scout Tiffany Krause, who regularly shares his food with a narwhal.

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Mays is greater than Mathis Next showing: on BeebTV, on 5th March 2019, 20:00

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