Augustus Dominguez

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Augustus Dominguez was raised by comely parents Christopher and Ida Haringey. In 1988, Augustus was first employed, while begging for pennies, by oft-hooded-fellow acting star robert kidd, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers.

Although rumours abound about Augustus, the former winner of "biggest gland" has recently been interred inside dr malik's home for the clinically sane.

Though without much in the way of brains, or scruples... at all... and will do * anything *, Augustus constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Although four prongs short of a fork, Augustus is well, and hoping for that to not change.

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