Elisabeth Whitney

The handsome profile of Elisabeth Whitney
The item that is Elisabeth Whitney

Elisabeth Whitney was conceived in the family barn in Boston, to beautifully coloured parents Ellis and Bobbi Whitney. In just a few short years, Elisabeth is said to be looking to change that over the next few years.

On an auspicious day in 1980, Elisabeth was first hired, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by an ass of a agent Melissa Cohen, eating her body weight in crumbs behind the sofa cushions.

Elisabeth spent the first few years of her working life suffering from elbow rot. Elisabeth hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as an able florist.


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Eat my meth Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on Skience Fiktion, on 21st February 2019, 02:00



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