Gustave Key

The handsome profile of Gustave Key
The smartest biscuit that is Gustave Key

Gustave - the result of many years' worth of lab experiments - now finds himself at the top of his game, and untouchable by most agencies because of his connections through the Illuminati. Gustave Key started life as a bricklayer, working in secret on a device that could look through clothing. The history of Gustave's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a half-baked electrician without his own teeth. Hoping for a bright future, Gustave is looking into self-circumcision. Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: cut off one's nose to spite one's face.

On 4th July, 1982, Gustave was uncovered, while begging for pennies, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", producer Michelle Andersen, while eating a sort of biscuit, provocatively.

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