Jerry Ferguson

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The dish that is Jerry Ferguson

Jerry hopes to shortly accept roles being a lame chef. The amazing Jerry Ferguson (whose back is made mostly of plastic) was raised by obese parents Michael and Patricia Ferguson. On new year's eve, 1964, Jerry was discovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by oft-hooded-agent Homer Conway, prancing with bloody feet. Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Jerry constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible weirdos in the showbiz world.

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Swellings and bumps Next showing: on BeebTV, on 17th August 2019, 20:00

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