Maria Bright

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The human-butterfly that is Maria Bright

Maria Bright (one of ten equally famous siblings) was raised by parents Kenneth and Elizabeth Bright. On parole for crimes he did not commit, Maria is said to be "radiant" with hope.

On new year's eve, 1973, Maria was first hired, while working close by on another production, by fellow acting star, who regularly shares his food with a tortoise.

Though clearly the worst person in the whole world, Maria turned into one of history's most prolific wankers.

One of her first roles was as an absent-minded mechanic.

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Dead wrong Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 30th June 2020, 21:00
My car and where I parked it Next showing: on BeebTV, on 28th June 2020, 00:45
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You can resell my kidney but never my liver Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 26th June 2020, 23:00

Given Time, by Paul London

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