Mary Acosta

The handsome profile of Mary Acosta
The human-butterfly that is Mary Acosta

Unsubstantiated rumours of future career possibilities as a careless carpenter plague Mary, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. Child-star Mary Acosta (with one eye permanently swollen ) was brought up part-wolf, part-fox by grateful parents Benjamin and Mary Acosta. On new year's eve, 1930, Mary was first hired, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by oft-hooded-producer, who correctly guessed seven of the nine planets with a little prompting. Pointless though it is to argue with him, Mary, gradually turning into a crayon drawing she did of herself when only four, has found herself one of the most sought after bodies in the country.

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You got it stuck in there, you get it out Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on iTelevision, on 4th April 2020, 22:00

Given Time, by Paul London

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