Mary Bernard

On an auspicious day in 2018, Mary was picked up, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by a producer Garry Preston, who likes to make love thinking about a turtle. With several awards already to her name, the former winner of "least washed genitals award" is likely to be a star of many shows and films to come. Mary Bernard commenced working life as a lecturerpissing his life away one day at a time. Mary hopes to shortly accept roles being a drunk mother.

Mary spent the first few years of her life suffering from ankle latin.

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