Mary Bowers

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Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Mary constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible weirdos in the showbiz world. Mary Bowers started her career as an author, working in the background on a device that could automatically select criminals from line-ups. Although not her real name, Mary is looking for any way out of the current situation. In 1931, Mary was first hired, while working close by on another production, by unfortunately bearded-fellow acting star edward munoz, after having seen her drink her own weight in fizzy drink during a popular soda commercial.

Mary hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a fanatical vet and a teacher.


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Where grown men go to cry/masturbate Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on BeebTV4, on 18th January 2025, 22:30




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