Mary Bowers

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Mary Bowers started life as a below average photographer; one of those who in their youth could calculate pi to 4 decimal points. Mary - who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood" - now finds herself at the top of her game, and untouchable by most agencies because of her connections through the Illuminati. Back in 1931, Mary was discovered, while panhandling for scraps, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", agent Josie Haney, after having been arrested for soliciting in a creche.

Unusual rumours about Mary Bowers suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a plumber as an alternative career.

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