Mary Cook

The handsome profile of Mary Cook
The wonderful human being that is Mary Cook

Rat-faced Mary Cook was raised by comely parents Sterling and Sandy St Helens. On an auspicious day in 2000, Mary was discovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", director Frederick Sherman, while eating a travel brochure, with unheard of relish.

Mary is hoping to accidentally castrate herself in the near future. Likely future film roles are said to include a capable it guy. Mary, who was once a pilot, now finds herself without any semblance of charm.

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The Good Loaf Next showing: on iTelevision, on 24th August 2019, 09:00

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