Antonio McBride

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The buttery-mellow meat object that is Antonio McBride

Currently held in prison, Antonio is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future. Rejection letter after rejection letter later, and Antonio showed the world that speech impediments can favour the brave.

Slightly dog-faced Antonio McBride was conceived on a portentous day in Charnwood, to highly unattractive parents Earl and Sasha McBride.

Wild rumours of future career possibilities as a college graduate plague Antonio, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

On new year's eve, 2018, Antonio was uncovered, while sleeping on the streets, by funnyman agent George Bolton, licking spittle off the side of the road.

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I want to be a celebrity Next showing: on BeebTV, on 17th February 2019, 01:30

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