Gordon Parker

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The chunky monster that is Gordon Parker

Rumours about Gordon Parker suggest that he will soon turn to becoming an idiotic pilot as an alternative career. Shortly after his first gender reassignment, Gordon, a mistake if ever nature made one, has found himself one of the most sought after bodies in the country.

Gordon Parker began life as a programmer - someone who forgot how to be a child. On an auspicious day in 1983, Gordon was first hired, while pissing his life away, by the fellow acting star robert murillo, who likes to make love thinking about a tortoise.

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