Mary Duarte

-> The handsome profile of Mary Duarte
The meat object that is Mary Duarte

Back in 2010, Mary was first hired, while pissing her life away, by producer Elbert Leon, eating her body weight in dried and previously chewed gum. Mary is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident".

"the" Mary Duarte (gradually turning into a crayon drawing she did of herself when only four ) fought endlessly to combat the early rumours spread by parents Russell and Cecilia Duarte.

The history of Mary's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a cat owner without much in the way of brains. Though without much in the way of intelligence, or much in the way of brains, Mary constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.

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You can resell my kidney but never my liver Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 21st June 2020, 19:30

Given Time, by Paul London

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