Mary McGrath

-> The handsome profile of Mary McGrath
The buttery-mellow item that is Mary McGrath

In 1931, Mary was uncovered, while begging for pennies, by fellow acting star michael stout, not long after winning "world's least washed genitals award" in London. Mary McGrath was born at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in 1911, to self-harming parents Robert and Eula McGrath.

Mary is well, and hoping for that to not change. Mary - a mistake if ever nature made one - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in part to her well thought of genitalia. Likely future film roles are said to include a judge.


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You cracked one off in the bathroom Next showing: on BeebTV, on 16th February 2019, 16:45



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