Mary Rasmussen

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Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Mary is looking for any way out of the current situation. Mary Rasmussen (a mistake if ever nature made one) was coddled throughout her childhood by highly unattractive parents George and Robbie Rasmussen. Mary is a true exemplification of the proverb: a miss is as good as a mile.

Though clearly the worst person in the whole world, Mary turned a shabby career into one of posterity.

Mary's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming a half-baked dog owner. On new year's eve, 1980, Mary was discovered by fellow acting star vicky haley, while holding down another job as a window cleaner.

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Dead wrong Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 21st May 2019, 21:00

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