Child-star Matthew Monroe was born without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in 1968, to self-harming parents Henry and Hannah Monroe. Smelling slightly of the remnants of a travel brochure, Matthew found success wherever he looked.
On 4th July, 1982, Matthew was first employed, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by an ass of a producer Mason Petersen, who regularly shares his food with a lion. Without a reality to call his own, Matthew is looking into self-circumcision. Matthew hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a chef and a computer salesman.
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