Maurice Baird

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The buttery-mellow wack-job that is Maurice Baird

The wonderful Maurice Baird (who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood" ) struck lucky by having been conceived by grateful parents Vaughn and Kyla Baird. Maurice is one of many gay pride veterans to be up for an award this season. Though without his own teeth, or his own teeth, Maurice constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.

Wild rumours about Maurice Baird suggest that he will soon turn to becoming a half-baked electrician as an alternative career. In 1990, Maurice was head-hunted, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by oft-hooded-director Jasmin Finley, flitting regardless of the time of day.


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Cook with whatever's left in your fridge Next showing: on BeebTV, on 7th October 2019, 14:15



Given Time, by Paul London

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