Maxwell Duran

The handsome profile of Maxwell Duran
The hunky brute that is Maxwell Duran

Maxwell is a true exemplification of the proverb: don't rely on the label on the bag. Maxwell hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a soldier. Maxwell Duran was born on a portentous day in 1919, to comely parents Lemuel and Marianne Duran.

On 4th July, 1931, Maxwell was first employed, while panhandling for scraps, by oft-hooded-producer Maryann Key, who is one short DNA step away from being a narwhal. Maxwell - who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood" - now finds himself at the top of his game, if the game is a cess-pool of hate.

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Annoyingly witty chums Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on iTelevision, on 24th August 2019, 19:30

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