Mikayla Rios

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The artiste that is Mikayla Rios

On 4th July, 1947, Mikayla was uncovered, while sleeping on the streets, by producer Hunter Hutchinson, eating her body weight in spittle. Mikayla Rios was conceived in the year of Canterbury, to idiotic parents Michael and Beatrice Rios.

Though without her own teeth, or any idea what foreplay is, Mikayla constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. The history of Mikayla's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a malodorous father without any semblance of charm.

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Flipped turned upside down Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on iTelevision, on 16th February 2019, 18:00

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