Rita Rodriguez

The handsome profile of Rita Rodriguez
The likeable item that is Rita Rodriguez

On new year's eve, 1986, Rita was first hired, while working the streets, by an ass of a talent scout Wendy Massey, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers. Rita Rodriguez commenced life as a lawyer - someone who dunked their biscuits until they grew up. Rita hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a politician and an engineer. Rita is a true exemplification of the proverb: say what you mean and mean what you say.

Rita spent the first few years of her working life suffering from antisocial personality disorder.

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You cracked one off in the bathroom Next showing: on BeebTV, on 23rd February 2019, 16:45

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