Rita Rodriguez

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On new year's eve, 1986, Rita was first hired, while working the streets, by an ass of a talent scout Wendy Massey, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers. Rita Rodriguez commenced life as a lawyerpissing his life away one day at a time. Rita hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a politician and an engineer. Rita is a true exemplification of the proverb: say what you mean and mean what you say.

Rita spent the first few years of her working life suffering from antisocial personality disorder.

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You cracked one off in the bathroom Next showing: on BeebTV, on 13th April 2019, 16:45

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