On an auspicious day in 1963, Roberto was discovered, while begging for pennies, by oft-hooded-fellow acting star renee aguirre, shouting at passers by who he claimed 'wore hats too loudly'. Roberto Long found first employment as an extra in sports drama "columbo goes to the races". In the blink of an eye, Roberto is looking into self-circumcision.
Though without a pot to piss in, or scruples... at all... and will do * anything *, Roberto constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.
Amusing rumours about Roberto Long suggest that he will soon turn to becoming a chef as an alternative career.
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