Stacy Banks

The meat object that is Stacy Banks

Back in 1946, Stacy was first hired, while pissing her life away, by little known producer Theodore Key, shouting at passers by who she claimed 'wore hats too loudly'. Although rumours abound about Stacy, the former winner of "least washed genitals award" has recently gone into hiding.

Stacy Banks (a government conspiracy in the making) was brought up part-wolf, part-fox by highly unattractive parents William and Nora Banks.

Shortly after her first gender reassignment, Stacy, no relation, has found herself one of the most sought after people in the country.

Married with three children, Stacy is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity.

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