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Read story Misprint in latest Brexit polls cause 13% of people to vote for "shake it all about"
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The latest Brexit poll, undertaken by Garamond Funeral Services, Cheshire, has revealed that the electorate are becoming increasingly...

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From Misprint in latest Brexit polls cause 13% of people to vote for "shake it all about"
"The nature of this poll suggests, to me, that absolutely, what's really important, to the British people, is the preservation, both in common society, and in all those other places where I have no......" - see story

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"EU may move on Brexit deal," says Hammond. "Or they may not."

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Philip Hammond, the UK's Chancellor of the Exchequer, said the EU may be willing to move on the "red lines" it had imposed on the deal it had negotiated for the UK to leave the...

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Mayor Khan: London is safer than Warsaw

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After yet another terrorist attack, London Mayor Saddiq Khan is claiming that London is safer than Warsaw. Speaking to reporters moments after yesterday's bombing on a London Underground train which left 25 people injured but no deaths, Mr. Khan had this to...

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Queen makes plea for "common ground" in a thinly-veiled plea for common ground.

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Her Majesty the Queen, the longest-reigning British monarch, made a plea for Britons to find "common ground"....

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Brexiting News.

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Boris Johnson today admitted, he stands firmly behind the implementation of a point-based immigration system, should the British voters decide to leave the European Union. Speaking to a crowd of cheering campaigners at Ye olde Burgerbraukeller; the mildly-enthusiastic Euro skeptic...

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Edinburgh energy supplier folds blaming global warming and gnarly Scots.

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Scottish energy supplier, Oor Energy, ran out of gas blaming the current climate and "gnarly" Scots....

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80's Singer admits to lip-syncing

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Popular British 80's Pop Singer Rick Astley who had hits such as Never gonna give you up, Together Forever and She wants to dance with me, has admitted in an interview that he didn't actually sing those songs and that he was actually lip-syncing. Speaking to Music Magazine, Mr. Astley had this to...

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Teacher crisis! "Our children aren't getting no education!" claims Minister for Education.

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In an attempt to plug the 'teacher gap', the gap between the number of teachers we need and the number of teachers we have, the UK government is trialling a radical scheme to actually pay teachers for staying in the classroom....

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Sound Guy Discovers Turning Everything Up On Equaliser Makes Music Sound Perfect

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Tom Falconer, a sound guy for the St David's Church band in Maidenhead, has claimed to have discovered the perfect universal equalisation formula for mixing music according to independent audiophile magazine 'Acoustink'. The technique however is simply to just "turn all the knob...

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