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Read story Saudis outraged over Theresa May's refusal to wear head scarf during state visit
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Many Saudis are outraged over British Prime Minister Theresa May’s refusal to wear a head scarf during an official state visit...

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Japanese start-up to sell used female gym bike seats

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Japanese start-up company Tentacle-Insertion-Company (TIC) has issued a press release today hailing their latest product: the used gym bicycle seat. Lucky members of a kickstarter project launched in early April are set to receive a guaranteed padded gym seat, sat and sweated on by the unmentionable female anatomy....

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EU demands Brit condoms 10% thicker to ensure less pleasure and fewer accidental children

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The EU, or European Union if we absolutely must use its full title, has today declared that Britain must ensure that its condoms are ten percent thicker than those sold elsewhere on the continent. Conspiracy theorists, and politicians running for various appointed positions,...

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Lena Headey to undergo cosmetic procedure to "look unique"

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In a rare case of a celebrity openly admitting her intentions to go under the knife, British Actress Lena Headey has stated that she is scheduled to undergo a cosmetic procedure next week in order to "look unique."...

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80's Singer admits to lip-syncing

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Popular British 80's Pop Singer Rick Astley who had hits such as Never gonna give you up, Together Forever and She wants to dance with me, has admitted in an interview that he didn't actually sing those songs and that he was actually lip-syncing. Speaking to Music Magazine, Mr. Astley had this to...

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England's World Cup-winning Women's Cricket Team Accused of Not Being "Diverse Enough"

Politics 1

The successful England women's cricket team which had a very nervy and exciting win over the Indian women in the final of the ICC Women's World Cup, is being accused of not being "diverse enough." One writer, Jamaican-born Oliver George, writing for the online edition of The London Times in an opinion piece had this to...

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Tax cheats set to dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge, in new reality television dodgeball show

Business 10

Media-convicted UK tax dodgers are set to undergo a new form of trial this year as the criminal justice system tests a new form of crime prevention concept: reality TV dodgeball. In a brief statement released on Facebook by Judge MC Michaels, we have learned that any celebrity...

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Leicester win Premier League; Gary Lineker to appear nude on Match of the Day

Sport 2

Leicester City Football Club today celebrate winning the 2015/2016 Barclays Premier League title, with three games to spare. The Foxes concluded their season by drawing with Manchester United on Sunday night, and then watching as only rivals to the title,Tottenham Hotspur, could...

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JEREMY CORBYN FORCEFULLY REMOVED FROM OFFICE.

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A defiant Jeremy Corbyn had to be physically removed from the Labour headquarters after having his ass handed to him in a vote of confidence....

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