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Read story Lena Headey to undergo cosmetic procedure to "look unique"
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In a rare case of a celebrity openly admitting her intentions to go under the knife, British Actress Lena Headey has stated that...

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Queen makes plea for "common ground" in a thinly-veiled plea for common ground.

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Her Majesty the Queen, the longest-reigning British monarch, made a plea for Britons to find "common ground"....

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Airbus wings scandal! Company threatens to fly the UK in event of no-deal Brexit.

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Airbus warned that a no-deal Brexit could force them to move wing-building operations from the UK. Describing the current lack of a Brexit agreement as a "disgrace", Airbus CEO and German, Tom Enders, said: "We will have to make potentially very harmful decisions for the...

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Brexiting News.

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Boris Johnson today admitted, he stands firmly behind the implementation of a point-based immigration system, should the British voters decide to leave the European Union. Speaking to a crowd of cheering campaigners at Ye olde Burgerbraukeller; the mildly-enthusiastic Euro skeptic...

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Snow shock! Met Office claims, "It's not easy predicting the weather".

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After 6" of snow fell across the UK last night, the Met Office, today, said the UK might have snow. A spokesperson said: "We've been predicting snow for six weeks and we've finally got it right." When it was pointed out that the snow had fallen 12 hours before their prediction, the spokesperson replied: "Oh, fuck off!

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MP jailed in speeding case - "You ought to be hanged!" says judge.

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Labour MP for Outer Smeggleswick, Debs Dotamaya, 35, was jailed for three months for perverting the course of justice....

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Sound Guy Discovers Turning Everything Up On Equaliser Makes Music Sound Perfect

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Tom Falconer, a sound guy for the St David's Church band in Maidenhead, has claimed to have discovered the perfect universal equalisation formula for mixing music according to independent audiophile magazine 'Acoustink'. The technique however is simply to just "turn all the knob...

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Edinburgh energy supplier folds blaming global warming and gnarly Scots.

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Scottish energy supplier, Oor Energy, ran out of gas blaming the current climate and "gnarly" Scots....

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