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Read story Saudis outraged over Theresa May's refusal to wear head scarf during state visit
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Many Saudis are outraged over British Prime Minister Theresa May’s refusal to wear a head scarf during an official state visit...

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Airbus wings scandal! Company threatens to fly the UK in event of no-deal Brexit.

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Airbus warned that a no-deal Brexit could force them to move wing-building operations from the UK. Describing the current lack of a Brexit agreement as a "disgrace", Airbus CEO and German, Tom Enders, said: "We will have to make potentially very harmful decisions for the...

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Edinburgh energy supplier folds blaming global warming and gnarly Scots.

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Scottish energy supplier, Oor Energy, ran out of gas blaming the current climate and "gnarly" Scots....

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Queen makes plea for "common ground" in a thinly-veiled plea for common ground.

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Her Majesty the Queen, the longest-reigning British monarch, made a plea for Britons to find "common ground"....

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Snow shock! Met Office claims, "It's not easy predicting the weather".

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After 6" of snow fell across the UK last night, the Met Office, today, said the UK might have snow. A spokesperson said: "We've been predicting snow for six weeks and we've finally got it right." When it was pointed out that the snow had fallen 12 hours before their prediction, the spokesperson replied: "Oh, fuck off!

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England's World Cup-winning Women's Cricket Team Accused of Not Being "Diverse Enough"

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The successful England women's cricket team which had a very nervy and exciting win over the Indian women in the final of the ICC Women's World Cup, is being accused of not being "diverse enough." One writer, Jamaican-born Oliver George, writing for the online edition of The London Times in an opinion piece had this to...

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Teacher crisis! "Our children aren't getting no education!" claims Minister for Education.

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In an attempt to plug the 'teacher gap', the gap between the number of teachers we need and the number of teachers we have, the UK government is trialling a radical scheme to actually pay teachers for staying in the classroom....

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Lena Headey to undergo cosmetic procedure to "look unique"

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In a rare case of a celebrity openly admitting her intentions to go under the knife, British Actress Lena Headey has stated that she is scheduled to undergo a cosmetic procedure next week in order to "look unique."...

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"EU may move on Brexit deal," says Hammond. "Or they may not."

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Philip Hammond, the UK's Chancellor of the Exchequer, said the EU may be willing to move on the "red lines" it had imposed on the deal it had negotiated for the UK to leave the...

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