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Read story Lena Headey to undergo cosmetic procedure to "look unique"
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In a rare case of a celebrity openly admitting her intentions to go under the knife, British Actress Lena Headey has stated that...

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JEREMY CORBYN FORCEFULLY REMOVED FROM OFFICE.

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A defiant Jeremy Corbyn had to be physically removed from the Labour headquarters after having his ass handed to him in a vote of confidence....

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Teacher crisis! "Our children aren't getting no education!" claims Minister for Education.

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In an attempt to plug the 'teacher gap', the gap between the number of teachers we need and the number of teachers we have, the UK government is trialling a radical scheme to actually pay teachers for staying in the classroom....

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Saudis outraged over Theresa May's refusal to wear head scarf during state visit

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Many Saudis are outraged over British Prime Minister Theresa May’s refusal to wear a head scarf during an official state visit to the ultra-conservative Kingdom. The incident evoked memories of another incident back in February in which French Right Wing Presidential candidate...

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Queen makes plea for "common ground" in a thinly-veiled plea for common ground.

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Her Majesty the Queen, the longest-reigning British monarch, made a plea for Britons to find "common ground"....

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MP jailed in speeding case - "You ought to be hanged!" says judge.

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Labour MP for Outer Smeggleswick, Debs Dotamaya, 35, was jailed for three months for perverting the course of justice....

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Airbus wings scandal! Company threatens to fly the UK in event of no-deal Brexit.

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Airbus warned that a no-deal Brexit could force them to move wing-building operations from the UK. Describing the current lack of a Brexit agreement as a "disgrace", Airbus CEO and German, Tom Enders, said: "We will have to make potentially very harmful decisions for the...

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Misprint in latest Brexit polls cause 13% of people to vote for "shake it all about"

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The latest Brexit poll, undertaken by Garamond Funeral Services, Cheshire, has revealed that the electorate are becoming increasingly confused by the balloting process. A misprint in the poll caused thirteen percent of voters to answer the poll by adding their own written response....

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80's Singer admits to lip-syncing

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Popular British 80's Pop Singer Rick Astley who had hits such as Never gonna give you up, Together Forever and She wants to dance with me, has admitted in an interview that he didn't actually sing those songs and that he was actually lip-syncing. Speaking to Music Magazine, Mr. Astley had this to...

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