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Sound Guy Discovers Turning Everything Up On Equaliser Makes Music Sound Perfect

Sci / Tech 3

Tom Falconer, a sound guy for the St David's Church band in Maidenhead, has claimed to have discovered the perfect universal equalisation formula for mixing music according to independent audiophile magazine 'Acoustink'. The technique however is simply to just "turn all the knob...

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Queen makes plea for "common ground" in a thinly-veiled plea for common ground.

Politics 5

Her Majesty the Queen, the longest-reigning British monarch, made a plea for Britons to find "common ground"....

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Saudis outraged over Theresa May's refusal to wear head scarf during state visit

Politics 2

Many Saudis are outraged over British Prime Minister Theresa May’s refusal to wear a head scarf during an official state visit to the ultra-conservative Kingdom. The incident evoked memories of another incident back in February in which French Right Wing Presidential candidate...

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England's World Cup-winning Women's Cricket Team Accused of Not Being "Diverse Enough"

Politics 1

The successful England women's cricket team which had a very nervy and exciting win over the Indian women in the final of the ICC Women's World Cup, is being accused of not being "diverse enough." One writer, Jamaican-born Oliver George, writing for the online edition of The London Times in an opinion piece had this to...

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Morrisons trial 20p paper carrier bags. Verdict - guilty!

Politics 0

The UK's fourth largest supermarket chain, Morrisons, is to trial 20p paper carrier bags...

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Brexiting News.

Politics 1

Boris Johnson today admitted, he stands firmly behind the implementation of a point-based immigration system, should the British voters decide to leave the European Union. Speaking to a crowd of cheering campaigners at Ye olde Burgerbraukeller; the mildly-enthusiastic Euro skeptic...

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80's Singer admits to lip-syncing

Entertainment 8

Popular British 80's Pop Singer Rick Astley who had hits such as Never gonna give you up, Together Forever and She wants to dance with me, has admitted in an interview that he didn't actually sing those songs and that he was actually lip-syncing. Speaking to Music Magazine, Mr. Astley had this to...

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Mayor Khan: London is safer than Warsaw

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After yet another terrorist attack, London Mayor Saddiq Khan is claiming that London is safer than Warsaw. Speaking to reporters moments after yesterday's bombing on a London Underground train which left 25 people injured but no deaths, Mr. Khan had this to...

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