UK News

Read story Japanese start-up to sell used female gym bike seats
Health 7

Japanese start-up company Tentacle-Insertion-Company (TIC) has issued a press release today hailing their latest product: the...

read more

Notable quotable from this story

From Japanese start-up to sell used female gym bike seats
"I'm buying one as we speak, said Massimo Erk, who we found at the skateboard park...." - see story

thumbnail for item

Misprint in latest Brexit polls cause 13% of people to vote for "shake it all about"

Politics 2

The latest Brexit poll, undertaken by Garamond Funeral Services, Cheshire, has revealed that the electorate are becoming increasingly confused by the balloting process. A misprint in the poll caused thirteen percent of voters to answer the poll by adding their own written response....

read more
thumbnail for item

England's World Cup-winning Women's Cricket Team Accused of Not Being "Diverse Enough"

Politics 1

The successful England women's cricket team which had a very nervy and exciting win over the Indian women in the final of the ICC Women's World Cup, is being accused of not being "diverse enough." One writer, Jamaican-born Oliver George, writing for the online edition of The London Times in an opinion piece had this to...

read more
thumbnail for item

All PC games to first be made on consoles to ensure compatibility

Entertainment 4

Following on from the relatively recent disastrous launches of Batman: Arkham Knight and Assassin’s Creed: Unity, computer game makers have universally agreed to no longer attempt to make any further PC games until they've first been proven to work perfectly on consoles. Mark Adamson, head of Unity Knight Industries 2000, told...

read more
thumbnail for item

Kissing top cause of UK school nits outbreaks claim boffins

Health 4

Boffins at Laughingstate University yesterday released a report DAMNING UK schools for allowing pupils to share bodily fluids. The act, described by scientists as KISSING, was alleged to have been allowed in up to 97% of schools, and in those schools a WHOPPING 7% of children...

read more
thumbnail for item


Politics 3

A defiant Jeremy Corbyn had to be physically removed from the Labour headquarters after having his ass handed to him in a vote of confidence....

read more
thumbnail for item

Sound Guy Discovers Turning Everything Up On Equaliser Makes Music Sound Perfect

Sci / Tech 3

Tom Falconer, a sound guy for the St David's Church band in Maidenhead, has claimed to have discovered the perfect universal equalisation formula for mixing music according to independent audiophile magazine 'Acoustink'. The technique however is simply to just "turn all the knob...

read more
thumbnail for item

EU demands Brit condoms 10% thicker to ensure less pleasure and fewer accidental children

Health 5

The EU, or European Union if we absolutely must use its full title, has today declared that Britain must ensure that its condoms are ten percent thicker than those sold elsewhere on the continent. Conspiracy theorists, and politicians running for various appointed positions,...

read more
thumbnail for item

Mayor Khan: London is safer than Warsaw

Politics 7

After yet another terrorist attack, London Mayor Saddiq Khan is claiming that London is safer than Warsaw. Speaking to reporters moments after yesterday's bombing on a London Underground train which left 25 people injured but no deaths, Mr. Khan had this to...

read more

More Spoof news and satire from Laughsend

NHS sinks during "paper cut Friday" Read story NHS sinks during "paper cut Friday" Cilla Black's Surprise Surprise Read story Cilla Black's Surprise Surprise Giant swarm of bees descends on grandmother's car to free queen trapped inside. Read story Giant swarm of bees descends on grandmother's car to free queen trapped inside. 80's Singer admits to lip-syncing Read story 80's Singer admits to lip-syncing Brexiting News. Read story Brexiting News. NHS staff forced to become Premier League footballers for morale and fitness purposes Read story NHS staff forced to become Premier League footballers for morale and fitness purposes

Funny stuff

Get our funny weekly newsletters straight to your inbox
Subscribe to funny newsletter
or Find out more first

Consider checking us out and following us on social media:

Aquarius horoscope

The odds are always on your side today, so don't be afraid to experiment. Christmas may seem like it's just around......

Full horoscope

More from Laughsend

Snow shock! Met Office claims, "It's not easy predicting the weather".   Paige Van Zant following second round submission win over Rachael Ostovich at UFC Fight Night 143: Bring on Valentina Shevchenko  
Create your own Laughsend story
Free sign up / Login
Funny newsletter Funny RSS feed