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A recent poll done by Sports Illustrated has concluded that Ice Hockey is a racist sport. The magazine surveyed one hundred people...

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How to be a good Hollywood Celebrity

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Recently Faux Your Entertainment Magazine gave some tips to men pursuing an acting career on how to be a good Hollywood Celebrity. This is what they said...

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Joan Osborne apologizes for singing blasphemous song

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90's one hit wonder Joan Osborne has apologized for performing One of Us, calling it blasphemous. The 1995 song which was penned by Eric Bazalian of The Hooters and which peaked at number one in four countries - Australia, Belgium, Canada and Sweden and at number four on Billboard's...

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Black Lives Matter and La Raza planning massive riots if Trump wins Presidency

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In a sign of two groups coming together to defeat a common enemy, Black Lives Matter and La Raza are planning massive riots across all fifty states on Tuesday night if Donald Trump wins the Presidency. On its official website, the controversial BLM movement said...

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Diane Kruger under fire for apparently making Nazi salute at photographer

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German Actress Diane Kruger has come under fire for apparently making a Nazi salute at a photographer after she was spotted leaving the office of a renowned Beverly Hills Plastic Surgeon. The National Treasure beauty who set men’s hearts racing and their pants raising when...

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Trump plans to move to Russia if Hillary Clinton wins Presidency

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GOP nominee Donald Trump, who many observers thought lost the first Presidential debate to Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton last Monday, has vowed to move to Russia if she wins the Presidency. Writing on Facebook, the Real Estate mogul had this to...

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Brad Pitt gives real reason for Jolie split

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Brad Pitt has revealed the real reason behind his split with Angelina Jolie. Speaking to Celeb News, the Troy hunk who first won legions of female fans around the world when he gave Geena Davis her first orgasm in Thelma & Louise, had this to...

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University poll concludes that toothpaste is racist

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A recent poll done at the University of Medicine and Dentistry of New Jersey has concluded that toothpaste is racist. The survey sampled a total of 100 people and came up with these conclusions:...

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