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Read story Facebook Announces New Data Policy: No More Snooping, Just Mind-Reading
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In a shocking announcement, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg declared that the social media giant will no longer be storing any data...

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George W Bush to Take Over as the New Host of The Price is Right and Finally Find the Weapons of Mass Destruction

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The news of George W Bush taking over as the new host of The Price is Right has sent shockwaves throughout the nation. The public is divided on the appointment, with some praising the former president's "charismatic" personality, while others believe it's a sign of the end times....

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Big Pharma Takes on H2o: Introducing Anti-water, the New Way to Stay Thirsty!

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In a bold move, a pharmaceutical company is set to release a new product that they claim will revolutionize the way people think about hydration. Anti-Water, the world's first ever anti-hydrating agent, promises to keep you thirsty all day long...

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Jerry Springer Dies at 79 - Former Talk Show Host Unable to Resist the Final 'jerry! Jerry!' Chant

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The world is mourning the loss of Jerry Springer, the former talk show host who famously hosted a show full of guests trying to prove their paternity, confessing to affairs, and brawling with each other. While fans of the show are expressing their sadness, plenty of others are...

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Celebrity shocker: Tom Hanks not always smiling and occasionally riddled by "emotion"

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Tom Hanks, America's favorite actor and all-around nice guy, shocked the world today by admitting that he's not always as wholesome as he seems. In an exclusive, Hanks revealed that he has a "dark side" that he keeps hidden from the public....

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Local Diners Lose Their Minds Over New Buffet Concept

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In a world where every struggling restaurant is forced to reinvent itself, one eatery has turned to the most entertaining restaurant concept yet: all-you-can-eat buffets served on moving conveyor belts! Cue the chaos and hilarity....

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Clown vs Sleepy Joe: let battle commence

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Washington D.C. - As if 2024 wasn't likely to be tough enough on Americans, it looks like we're in for another round of political drama as Joe Biden and Donald Trump gear up for a presidential run-in sequel nobody asked...

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Local Officials Halt Traffic to Teach Semi-Charmed Life Interpreted through Dance Instead

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The small town of Boring, Oregon has officially made it their mission to make every single intersection that much more entertaining. After a six-month study on the best way to improve driver safety, city council members have agreed that interpretive dance is the best way to replace stop signs....

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Writers' Strike Leaves America Wondering Who Will Tell Them What to Laugh At

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NEW YORK CITY, NY - In a shocking development, late-night talk show hosts Jimmy Fallon and Stephen Colbert have announced that they will be taking a hiatus from their shows due to the ongoing TV writers' strike. Millions of Americans are now left wondering who will foot the ever-crucial task of telling them what to laugh...

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