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Big Pharma Takes on H2o: Introducing Anti-water, the New Way to Stay Thirsty!
Business 0In a bold move, a pharmaceutical company is set to release a new product that they claim will revolutionize the way people think about hydration. Anti-Water, the world's first ever anti-hydrating agent, promises to keep you thirsty all day long...
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Ed Sheeran Not Only Accused of Stealing Songs, but Also of Putting the Jury to Sleep
Entertainment 0New York Cityâ€"In the latest twist in the ongoing copyright infringement trial, Ed Sheeran took the witness stand in front of a packed courtroom, strumming his trademark guitar and singing a few bars of his hit song "Thinking Out Loud". While Sheeran's music has been accused...
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Nocheerios Cereal: the Perfect Dry Breakfast That Sunk a Company
Business 0News just in: Nocheerios breakfast cereal has caused a stir in the cereal world, bankrupting its manufacturer, Cheerful Cereals Inc. It turns out that the cereal was designed specifically to be eaten dry, without adding milk...
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Local Resident Arrested for Sneezing Like a Speeding Train
Health 0In a shocking turn of events, a man has been taken into custody for sneezing too loudly in public. The incident took place inside New York's Central Park where the sneeze could reportedly be heard from two blocks away, causing mass panic among the residents....
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Local Officials Halt Traffic to Teach Semi-Charmed Life Interpreted through Dance Instead
0The small town of Boring, Oregon has officially made it their mission to make every single intersection that much more entertaining. After a six-month study on the best way to improve driver safety, city council members have agreed that interpretive dance is the best way to replace stop signs....
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Joe Biden Plans to Run for President as a Robot in 2024: Voters Unfazed by Already Robotic Persona
Politics 0Washington D.C - In a shocking turn of events, former vice-president Joe Biden announced his plan to run for president in 2024, but with a catch - as a robot....
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Jerry Springer Dies at 79 - Former Talk Show Host Unable to Resist the Final 'jerry! Jerry!' Chant
Entertainment 0The world is mourning the loss of Jerry Springer, the former talk show host who famously hosted a show full of guests trying to prove their paternity, confessing to affairs, and brawling with each other. While fans of the show are expressing their sadness, plenty of others are...
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Pop star Katy Perry loses battle for trademark with small-time real estate agent
Business 0LOS ANGELES - Pop star Katy Perry has lost her battle for trademark over her name after a small-time real estate agent from Indiana, Katie Perry, successfully sued the singer for using a name similar to hers...
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