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James Corden Says Goodbye to America and Everyone Says 'good Riddance'
LOS ANGELES - Late-night talk show host James Corden signed off for the final time Friday night, bidding farewell to his American...
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Local Officials Halt Traffic to Teach Semi-Charmed Life Interpreted through Dance Instead
0The small town of Boring, Oregon has officially made it their mission to make every single intersection that much more entertaining. After a six-month study on the best way to improve driver safety, city council members have agreed that interpretive dance is the best way to replace stop signs....
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George W Bush to Take Over as the New Host of The Price is Right and Finally Find the Weapons of Mass Destruction
Entertainment 0The news of George W Bush taking over as the new host of The Price is Right has sent shockwaves throughout the nation. The public is divided on the appointment, with some praising the former president's "charismatic" personality, while others believe it's a sign of the end times....
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Facebook Announces New Data Policy: No More Snooping, Just Mind-Reading
Business 0In a shocking announcement, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg declared that the social media giant will no longer be storing any data about its users. But before you breathe a sigh of relief, the catch is that Facebook will instead start collecting all your thoughts and emotions....
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Joe Biden Plans to Run for President as a Robot in 2024: Voters Unfazed by Already Robotic Persona
Politics 0Washington D.C - In a shocking turn of events, former vice-president Joe Biden announced his plan to run for president in 2024, but with a catch - as a robot....
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Clown vs Sleepy Joe: let battle commence
Politics 0Washington D.C. - As if 2024 wasn't likely to be tough enough on Americans, it looks like we're in for another round of political drama as Joe Biden and Donald Trump gear up for a presidential run-in sequel nobody asked...
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Jerry Springer Dies at 79 - Former Talk Show Host Unable to Resist the Final 'jerry! Jerry!' Chant
Entertainment 0The world is mourning the loss of Jerry Springer, the former talk show host who famously hosted a show full of guests trying to prove their paternity, confessing to affairs, and brawling with each other. While fans of the show are expressing their sadness, plenty of others are...
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Celebrity shocker: Tom Hanks not always smiling and occasionally riddled by "emotion"
0Tom Hanks, America's favorite actor and all-around nice guy, shocked the world today by admitting that he's not always as wholesome as he seems. In an exclusive, Hanks revealed that he has a "dark side" that he keeps hidden from the public....
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Pop star Katy Perry loses battle for trademark with small-time real estate agent
Business 0LOS ANGELES - Pop star Katy Perry has lost her battle for trademark over her name after a small-time real estate agent from Indiana, Katie Perry, successfully sued the singer for using a name similar to hers...
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