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Read story On the eve of SheBelieves Cup, U.S. women's national team coach Jill Ellis vows that there will be no more debacles as last year
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On the eve of the SheBelieves Cup which kicked off on Thursday, Head Coach of the U.S. women's National Football Team Jill Ellis...

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"And speaking of France, they embarrassed us at this tournament last year and went on to win the whole thing so I believe that we have a score to settle...." - see story

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TRUMP IS BALD!

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Donald Trump has finally confessed to wearing a toupe! During the US Presidential Address last night, Trump owned up to wearing a hairpiece!...

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Alexa Bliss savagely beaten by Nia Jax

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A report coming out of the WWE says that RAW Women's Champion Alexa Bliss was savagely beaten by her one-time best friend Nia Jax in the dressing room on Monday night and had to be hospitalized. The attack on Bliss came minutes after she lost a bout to Asuka and she was in the...

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English faculty member fired for telling English-speaking students to "Speak English".

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A professor of English at Duchess University has been fired for sending an email telling English-speaking students to "speak English"....

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U.S. Women's Gold Medal-Winning Ice Hockey Olympic team criticized for lacking diversity

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The U.S. women's Ice Hockey team which won the gold medal on Thursday morning at the Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang, South Korea, after a dramatic penalty shootout win over arch-rivals Canada, has been criticized for lacking diversity. In an online publication for the website...

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If Oprah becomes President

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The 44 dollar bill would be printed with Barack Obama's face on...

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NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch in a panic after her handgun goes missing

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NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch was in a state of panic over the weekend as one of her handguns went missing. A worried Loesch tweeted about the incident @DLoesch:...

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Medical breakthrough! Surgeons claim world first by transplanting common sense into Donald Trump!

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Surgeons at the George W Bush Memory Memorial Hospital have claimed a medical breakthrough by transplanting common sense into US President Donald Trump....

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