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Johnny Depp’s troubles seem to continue as the actor woke up this morning and found himself on the wrong end of a restraining order

The mildly appreciated artist and world known pet smuggler, was hit with allegations of domestic violence amidst his very public divorce from wife Am’a Hurt.

Earlier today a representative for Miss. Hurt explained the horrific attack to the waiting press and passing people with nothing better to do. “Mr. Depp came at my client all crazy eyed and wearing his Edward Scissor-hand costume and there is no doubt in my mind that this poor, innocent woman is lucky to be alive.”

Mr. Depp have yet to be reached for a comment, but today a close friend of the actor came out in his defence and said: “This whole story is ridiculous. Johnny can’t even fit the Scissor-hand any more and he is eager to prove it in front of a jury.

This incident is only the latest in a long line of spectacular meltdowns starring the two celebrities. It was only a few months ago when the, then couple, was charged with bringing a Pistol and a Boo on-board a plane.

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