Satire story: Britney Spears Song "My Skin Is Just Itching To Be Touched" Hits #1

PADUCAH, Kentucky - Britney Spears was backstage after having performed to a standing room only crowd at Paducah's Blue Grass Auditorium when she was given some real good news. Her most recent single "My Skin Is Britney Spears Song "My Skin Is Just Itching To Be Touched" Hits #1Satire about

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