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- "EU may move on Brexit deal," says Hammond. "Or they may not."
- 80's Singer admits to lip-syncing
- Airbus wings scandal! Company threatens to fly the UK in event of no-deal Brexit.
- All PC games to first be made on consoles to ensure compatibility
- BBC Jeremy Clarkson Fired for not being a Paedophile.
- Brexit Supply Chain Issues Bring Joy to School Children: No More Vegetables Means More Pizza and Sweeties!
- Brexiting News.
- Cost of living crisis: Eat the packaging as well as the food!
- DISGRACE: John Motson's coat collection up for sale on eBay
- Early Brexit polls suggest people are engaged and believe strongly in the effect their vote will have
- Edinburgh energy supplier folds blaming global warming and gnarly Scots.
- England's World Cup-winning Women's Cricket Team Accused of Not Being "Diverse Enough"
- EU demands Brit condoms 10% thicker to ensure less pleasure and fewer accidental children
- Euro 2016 parties cancelled after Danny Mills and Alan Shearer declare England's chances as "woeful"
- Former UK Speaker Betty Boothroyd Mourned by Nation, Fondly Remembered for Whoopie Cushion Shenanigans
- Giant swarm of bees descends on grandmother's car to free queen trapped inside.
- It's official! Lancashire has more holes than anywhere else in the UK! "One swallowed my Bertie," claims distraught mother of nine.
- Japanese start-up to sell used female gym bike seats
- JEREMY CORBYN FORCEFULLY REMOVED FROM OFFICE.
- Kissing top cause of UK school nits outbreaks claim boffins
- Leicester win Premier League; Gary Lineker to appear nude on Match of the Day
- Lena Headey to undergo cosmetic procedure to "look unique"
- Mayor Khan: London is safer than Warsaw
- Misprint in latest Brexit polls cause 13% of people to vote for "shake it all about"
- Morrisons trial 20p paper carrier bags. Verdict - guilty!
- MP jailed in speeding case - "You ought to be hanged!" says judge.
- Only strong northern accents to be allowed on BBC in future says Director General
- Queen makes plea for "common ground" in a thinly-veiled plea for common ground.
- Rishi Sunak loses mobile phone on train
- Roald Dahl books to be re-written to remove all gender references and mix up the tenses for good fun
- Ronnie Corbett dies; leaves body to nano-science
- Saudis outraged over Theresa May's refusal to wear head scarf during state visit
- Snow shock! Met Office claims, "It's not easy predicting the weather".
- Sound Guy Discovers Turning Everything Up On Equaliser Makes Music Sound Perfect
- Tax cheats set to dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge, in new reality television dodgeball show
- Teacher crisis! "Our children aren't getting no education!" claims Minister for Education.
US News
- "Controversial" Family Feud question and answer spark social media outrage
- "If His Head Wasn't Attached, He'd Lose it, Too!" - Kathy Griffin
- 1980s revival continues with US government considering rebranding of next decade
- 30 Rock to be rebooted with Matt LeBlanc and Chris Evans
- A Disgruntled Letter-writer takes Newspaper to task for misprinting his letters
- Alexa Bliss savagely beaten by Nia Jax
- Allahu Akbar to become default greeting phrase in America, replacing the word 'hello'
- Angelina Jolie undergoes another extreme medical procedure
- Arts & Craft store gives in to woman's demand to remove "insensitive" decor
- Bernie Sanders: Venezuela is a Socialist Utopia
- Biden to concede Chinese balloon shoot-down was "mistake"
- Black girl accused of cultural appropriation after posting YouTube videos of herself doing ballet
- Black Lives Matter and La Raza planning massive riots if Trump wins Presidency
- Black Lives Matter calls for Heart hit song "These Dreams" to be permanently banned for promoting the "racist White Supremacist notion of white beauty"
- Brad Pitt gives real reason for Jolie split
- Breona vs. Becky
- Cannibal Fighting
- Celebrity Insights
- Church members told to reject Nike products
- Colin Flaherty banned from YouTube
- Could a man with small hands really become America's next president?
- Diane Kruger under fire for apparently making Nazi salute at photographer
- Director Chris Columbus deliberately deletes "offensive scene" from 25th Anniversary Home Alone 2 re-release
- Donald Trump agrees to hold white history month if elected.
- Donald Trump's $5.7bn Wall Fund game show - Where's My Wig?
- Dr. Seuss books to be banned from all Massachusetts public schools
- English faculty member fired for telling English-speaking students to "Speak English".
- Facebook ablaze as popular X-rated website is shut down
- George W Bush to take over from Trump on The Apprentice USA
- Heck Yeah, America: Immortality Achievement Unlocked
- Hillary Clinton admits to "inappropriate relationship" with Huma Abedin
- How to be a good Hollywood Celebrity
- I hope that the Left will eventually understand that.......
- Ice Hockey deemed a racist sport
- If Oprah becomes President
- Iggy Azalea savagely assaulted and robbed outside popular Detroit nightclub
- India to outsource all call center operations to US
- Indian man sues Food Network for "racist ingredients" issued during taping of hit TV Show
- Interview with a Porn Star
- Is Universal Studios Florida Building The Wizarding World Of Harry Potter To Cover Up For A Classified Military Project Code-Name Voldemort?
- Jill Ellis steps down as U.S. women's coach
- Joan Osborne apologizes for singing blasphemous song
- Johnny in Depp water.
- Justin Bieber announces drastic change of career.
- Leaked X-rated video of WWE Raw Women's Champion Alexa Bliss makes its way on the internet
- Liberal's Christmas Wish List
- Little Tommy's letter to Santa
- Madonna admits to feeling ashamed of her behaviour
- Man Holds Up Drive Thru for Several Hours Demanding Release of New 'Rick and Morty' Episode
- Man loses weight by positive thinking
- Mariel Zagunis to star in She-Ra film
- Martin Scorsese apologizes for making controversial 1988 Jesus film
- Medical breakthrough! Surgeons claim world first by transplanting common sense into Donald Trump!
- Mel Gibson plans two new movies; stirs up controversy with the Jewish community once again
- Michael Moore to direct Castro Biopic
- Microsoft to launch new Scorpio 4K Xbox; no plans for any games to be able to use capability during lifecycle
- More Celebrity News
- Muhammad Ali wins battle of wits with God
- Nestle Selling Specially Packaged Bottles Of Water To Commemorate Last Of California Water Supply
- New Word Meanings
- NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch in a panic after her handgun goes missing
- Obama Star Wars Dance-off to be immortalised in next film, Episode VIII
- On the eve of SheBelieves Cup, U.S. women's national team coach Jill Ellis vows that there will be no more debacles as last year
- Out of control dumpster fire takes human form, learns speech, and urges Humanity that despite popular notions, fire is indeed NOT hot.
- Parents and Children Worried Days of Jumping into Zoo Exhibits are Over
- Pastor calls for removal of calendar
- Patty Jenkins to receive star on Hollywood Walk of Fame
- Paul Simon's name changed to Simon Paul after government database confuses forename and surname
- Police car stolen in Florida
- Ronda Rousey announces retirement from MMA;to compete in WWE
- Sacha Baron Cohen to not include gross-out scenes in next movie
- Sasha Banks threatens Alexa Bliss on Facebook
- Sesame Street creators apologize for negative messages contained in show
- Someone whose name might be Steven Avery arrested for public pigeon fancying
- Spike Lee to direct new Cleopatra Movie
- Stage Actor arrested for murder after performance of Shakespeare Tragedy goes awry
- Study: Elderly Toxic to Society
- Tears of a clown found to have healing properties
- texas state fair's big tex burned to the ground!
- Trump becomes the butt of Twitter jokes once again after getting his geography and history wrong
- Trump campaign to take exclusive use of Comic Sans
- TRUMP IS BALD!
- Trump plans to move to Russia if Hillary Clinton wins Presidency
- Trump warns babies to "get out of his way - Donald's gonna get ya!"
- Twitter and Facebook down; websites crash under load caused by celebrity death retrospective arse kissing
- Twitter to replace email by 2018
- U.S. Women's Gold Medal-Winning Ice Hockey Olympic team criticized for lacking diversity
- University poll concludes that toothpaste is racist
- Vajazzle outbreak causes school lock-down
- Vogue Magazine pulls controversial Jennifer Lawrence Cover
- White girl apologizes for doing twerking videos
- White House renovated to accommodate female President.
- Woody dead after someone actually poisoned the water hole
- World famous rock-singer demands Google removes unflattering pictures.
- Worlds most resilient plant discovered in unlikely place.
- YouTube vlogger banned from site after name of dog sparks outrage and accusations of racism
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- 2018 Sports Year-End Review
- 2018 World Cup Summary
- 86% of #monday #motivation tweets cause Twitter users to feel bad about themselves
- A former Catholic questions the Pope in an email
- A phone conversation between Serena Williams and Maria Sharapova
- Adele accused of cultural appropriation after Grammys win
- Afghanistan to start new Buzkashi League in 2017
- After another humiliating night against Spanish Opposition, Gianluigi Buffon vows to never play against La Liga teams in the Champions League again
- All-female gang in Germany targeting male migrants
- Amanda Nunes and partner marry in private ceremony
- Amanda Nunes following shocking first round knockout of Cris Cyborg at UFC 232: This is a victory for all lesbians
- Amanda Nunes mocks American female fighters on Facebook; refers to them as "weaklings"
- An atheist writes Satan
- Angelina Jolie adopts white child
- Angelique Kerber harassed on Facebook by pro-American tennis fans following shocking Australian Open loss to Coco Vandeweghe
- Angry Jamaicans troll Dafne Schippers' Facebook page
- Apocalypse strikes world; everyone dead
- Argentines left furious after sound engineer mistakenly plays "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" instead of National Anthem before crucial World Cup Qualifier
- Aussie Women Cricketers under fire in press following T20 series loss to England despite retaining Ashes
- Australia Women's Cricket Captain relieved by first T20 tournament triumph in three years
- Australian Women's Cricket Captain breaks down in tears at press conference following yet another loss to New Zealand
- Bank of Jamaica to issue nine dollar note with Usain Bolt's image
- BBC reporter fired for "racist" comment while covering FIFA U-17 Women's World Cup match
- Beckham threesome ended with a bang not a whimper
- Belgian National Football Team to change nickname in order to avoid confusion with Manchester United
- Besiktas coach to ask UEFA permission to forfeit second-leg home game against Bayern Munich following devastating first-leg Champions League Round-of-16 defeat
- Bizarre reasons "experts" have given for certain National Football teams' failure to qualify for the 2018 World Cup
- Bolt breaks down in tears following shocking World Championships 100M final loss
- Bolt furious that the 2008 Jamaican 4x100M relay team is in danger of losing Olympic gold medal following Nesta Carter's doping violation
- Brazil makes dramatic change to Miss Bum Bum Competition
- Brazil makes dramatic change to Miss Bum Bum Competition
- Brazil to ban implants for beauty contests after delegate has horrifying accident on stage
- BREAKING NEWS!!!!! Bad Boy Surf Rap Artist Slippery Surfa finds himself facing legal terms!
- Buffon after Juventus defeat: I am destined to never win a Champions League
- Bulgarian Track hottie to pose nude for men's magazine
- C-list celebs move up to B-list as all good celebrities keep dying
- Camels to be recalled after one bites off man's head.
- Celebrity Insights
- Chancellor Merkel: All native Germans must learn to speak Arabic
- Craig Wright found to be creator of ancient bartering system
- Cris Cyborg admits that she's transgender;to fight Fallon Fox
- Cris Cyborg challenges WWE's branding of Ronda Rousey as the "Baddest Woman on the Planet"
- Cris Cyborg wants to fight winner of Nunes vs. Pennington in unification "super-bout"
- Cristiane Justino admits that she's transgender;to fight Fallon Fox
- Cuba supports Hillary for Presidency; intends to send delegate to next Miss Universe Pageant if she wins election
- Cyborg to Nunes after dominating UFC 222 win: Come and fight me if you really are the Lioness
- Dafne Schippers admits to using performance enhancing drugs
- Dafne Schippers considering Heptathlon return following poor showing in Prefontaine Classic
- Dafne Schippers following bronze medal win in Euro 100M final: It feels like gold
- Dafne Schippers to drop the 100M entirely to focus only on the 200M
- Dafne Schippers to take up Speed Skating
- Dafne Schippers under fire for insensitive football tweet
- Danish and Romanian Newspapers show contrasting sports headlines following Australian Open women's final
- Danny Blind steps down as Netherlands coach following latest World Cup qualifying defeat
- Diary of an Atheist
- Director Tom Six to receive lifetime achievement award
- Disgusted patrons walk out of circus following racist clown joke
- Djokovic left devastated by Italian Open defeat
- Dutch Football Association considering withdrawing national team from World Cup qualifiers following home loss to France
- Euro 2016 to become boxing competition; Russian hooligans to become expert ball jugglers
- Eurovision 2016 to bring back Terry Wogan as hologram
- Experts Swipe at Smart-phones
- Facebook to merge Messenger, WhatsApp and Instagram. "It will be more useful for everyone," said Facebook. "Especially us."
- Facebook to no longer store any data about its users
- Facebook video of Polish Christmas market invokes ire of viewers
- Famke Janssen admits to marijuana use
- FIFA agrees to the staging of one-off four nation tournament next year
- FIFA warns Russia ahead of World Cup
- FIVB bans Serbian women's team from Volleyball World Championships following racist photo mocking Asian people
- Football Referee makes bizarre request of team captains after losing toss coin before match
- Former Catholic questions Pope in letter
- France may reconsider having women in the military following latest attack
- German women's national football team left devastated following shocking Euro quarterfinal defeat to Denmark
- Germany to cancel open air Christmas markets
- Germany's Under-20 Women's Football team coach following opening World Cup win: We want to revive German spirits
- Holly Holm admits to having a "slight fear" of facing Cristiane "Cyborg" Justino in UFC 219 main event
- Holly Holm considering retirement after yet another UFC defeat
- Holly Holm: I would have retired had I lost to Bethe
- Hope Solo and Alex Morgan to pursue careers as Porn Stars
- How certain National Team Coaches reacted to the World Cup draw
- Hungry Kim Jong-un Ruins Nuclear Test
- IAAF officially ratifies the World Records for Women's 100M and 200M
- IAAF to allow Russia to compete in World Championships
- Indian man arrested for killing cow
- Indian women's national cricket team booed off field following latest defeat
- Infantino defends 48-team World Cup; Maradona not pleased
- Interesting Facts
- Interesting Facts II
- International Law Court makes the use of the term "Final Solution" a crime against humanity
- IOC to award copper medals to athletes finishing fourth at Tokyo Olympics
- Iran bans Tom and Jerry cartoons
- Iran jails blogger for saying that the Holocaust did in fact happen
- Isinbayeva to marry Putin
- Jamaican Government planning to ask Oxford University Press to include the word "Usain" in the dictionary as a synonym for the adjective fast
- Jamaicans upset over Elaine Thompson not getting top Athletics prize
- Jedrzejczyk following second loss to Namajunas at UFC 223: I was robbed
- Joachim Low following Germany's last minute World Cup win over Sweden: "The sleeping giants have finally awoken"
- Joachim Low resigns as Germany coach; blames team's failure on "curse"
- Joanna Jedrzejczyk attempts suicide following shocking first round loss at UFC 217
- Joanna Jedrzejczyk wants to take on winner of Nunes vs. Shevchenko UFC 215 bout
- Kayla Harrison to make professional MMA debut this summer
- KNVB begs FIFA to include the Netherlands' national football team in the World Cup at the expense of Saudi Arabia
- Korean child develops atomic bomb due to superior intelligence
- Latest News
- Man Uses Jackson Pollock Painting As Drop Cloth For Home Improvement Projects
- Man writes novel in which main character is a writer
- Marine Le Pen sparks controversy over racially-insensitive tweet about French National Under-20 Football team
- Marine Le Pen warns compatriots ahead of Bastille Day celebrations and the World Cup final; criticizes racial makeup of French National Football team
- Marta retires from international football
- Martina Hingis invokes ire of Swiss public for insensitive tweet following Timea Bacsinszky's French Open semifinal loss
- Meg Lanning steps down as Australian Women's Cricket Captain following shocking World Cup semifinal loss to India
- Merkel outraged that Hungarian camerawoman who tripped and kicked migrants wasn't given harsher sentence
- Messi: My whole year would be considered a failure if I don't win the World Cup this summer
- Mexican paper company now manufacturing toilet paper with Trump's face on it
- Mexican President: Allowing Honduran migrants into our country is our duty as Latin Americans
- Mexico to deport 1000 Guatemalans in the next week in illegal immigrant crackdown
- My World Cup Observations and Thoughts
- Nadal to celebrate latest French Open triumph with "King of Clay" tattoo
- Nation of Turkey to change name
- National flags in the Netherlands to be flown at half-staff in mourning over the "death" of Dutch football
- Netherlands Under-17 Coach following Euro win: There is still hope for Dutch Football
- Netherlands' Coach Blind following impressive win over Germany: This is the start of the turnaround for Dutch Football
- New Zealand Government to forbid the use of the term "kiwi" when referring to its nationals
- Newly crowned Miss Universe, South African Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters, criticized for not being "African" and benefiting from "White Privilege"
- Nicco Montano promises to knock out Valentina Shevchenko at UFC 228
- Nicole Kidman hits out at Margot Robbie
- Nocheerios breakfast cereal, made purposefully with no added sugar, bankrupts manufacturer
- North Korean man commits suicide after losing pictures of Dear Leaders in fire
- Nurses revolt on #International #Nurses #Day
- Offensive cartoon posted by Australian women's cricketer on Facebook page sparks outrage from members of New Zealand team
- Olympic Summary
- Paige Van Zant following second round submission win over Rachael Ostovich at UFC Fight Night 143: Bring on Valentina Shevchenko
- Paige Van Zant to quit MMA for modeling career
- Peruvian President declares Monday 10th December 'Shevchenko Day' following UFC 231 title win
- Pharma company to start selling anti-viagra as answer to date-rape drugs
- Philippine President bans Good Friday public re-enactment
- Photographer accidentally takes candid shot of Emilia Clarke and Emma Watson kissing, in no way whatsoever
- Polish Prime Minister deemed "most racist" world leader by Arab League Head
- Pope declares Mary fourth person of the Godhead
- Pope finally allows priests to marry
- Pope Francis criticized for opening laundromat for homeless
- Pope Francis defends opening of Mc Donald's restaurant in the Vatican
- Pope Francis hits out at media's veneration of the Easter Bunny around this time of year
- Pope Francis left furious after someone replaces Missal with Bible minutes before Sunday Mass
- Pope Francis says that fasting during Lent is not obligatory
- Pope Francis to allow priests to marry
- Pope Francis: There is more than one path to God
- Psychic Predictions
- Punny History
- Putin says that Europeans must stop allowing refugees into their countries
- Radical Jew detained in Saudi Arabia in terrorist plot
- Refugees in Europe say they are missing home
- Rio Mayor warns women: Cover up for Carnival or face being arrested
- Riots erupt in Haiti over Trump's offensive remarks
- Roma Coach following Champions League elimination: We've let our country down
- Ronaldo elated at Messi retirement
- Ronaldo relieved by Portugal's third place finish in Confederations Cup
- Ronaldo taunts Messi on Facebook
- Ronaldo: My face is too perfect to immortalize in a bust
- Ronda Rousey sparks Twitter war with Amanda Nunes three weeks before big showdown
- Running of the Bulls festival to change format
- Russia relieved by first World Cup win in 16 years
- Russian Coach: We are not afraid of Spain or Portugal
- Russian man severely beaten in downtown Moscow for wearing Manchester United jersey with Lukaku's name on it
- Saudi Arabia bans Kappa sportswear for "offensive" logo
- Saudi Arabia to observe Christmas this year
- Saudi Arabia to stream public executions and floggings
- Sharapova retires from tennis; to pursue new career in modeling
- Spain declares one-off public holiday in honour of Garbine Muguruza's historic Wimbledon win
- Spain to include lyrics to National Anthem
- Sports predictions for 2017
- Sports year-end review
- Sumo Wrestling to be included in Tokyo 2020 Games
- Swedish Prime Minister tells country's women to dress more modestly to avoid immigrant sexual attacks
- Swedish woman arrested and charged with hate crime after stabbing immigrant to death
- Switzerland declares Roger Federer's birthday a public holiday
- Syrian refugees in Germany lauded for helping lost little girl in mall
- The Vatican bans "blasphemous" Christmas song
- Tiger Woods dating black woman
- Tonya Evinger questions Cris Cyborg's gender following devastating UFC 214 loss
- Top ten best-selling books in Afghanistan
- Tourism booming in Venezuela: A Laughsend Special Report
- Trump blamed for American travelers not being able to enter Iran
- Trump blamed for Mexican earthquake disaster
- Trump's penis measured for charity, all tips accepted
- UN agrees to creation of Christmas 2
- Unusual Olympic Developments
- US women's Under-20 football team coach following group stage World Cup elimination: America's days of domination are over
- Vaccine to cure autism hailed by anti-vaccers
- Valentina Shevchenko calls Amanda Nunes a "big coward" for backing out of UFC 213 title fight
- Valentina Shevchenko calls out Nicco Montano following emphatic UFC Belem win
- Valentina Shevchenko claims that the reason why Amanda Nunes was awarded UFC 215 title fight is because the Brazilian is an open lesbian
- Valentina Shevchenko to try out for Peruvian National Shooting team
- Venezuela to not send delegate to next Miss Universe Pageant due to country's political turmoil
- White Supremacist website calls for Hollywood boycott
- White Supremacist website in its glee after Dafne Schippers' European wins
- Why Europe needs migrants
- Wladimir Klitschko announces retirement from competitive Boxing
- You only live three times, says renowned James Bond enemy
- YouTube deletes disturbing hate crime videos in wake of Trump's Presidential win
- YouTube video of German woman avoiding Syrian refugees sparks outrage
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