Weather
Today's weather report
6th November 2025
Low lying cloud along with disturbing slivers of autumn will arrive into the southwest during easter, edging into western fringes by dawn or some other short period we can't possibly predict. The prognostication for the weekend suggests it has a 100% chance of being unbelievable for the first half of the week, with the first half of the week deteriorating towards stormy. Low lying cloud will affect northeastern areas but there will also be light snow or hailstorms, and any precipitation will decrease.
It'll be wet and/or on a par with that time you really enjoyed yourself for much of today, with occasional and sometimes eternal heavy or light fog.
Thunderstorms are not expected in your region, although people are being warned to be careful in case this changes, the chances of which are undetermined.
This week's silly weather forecast
I've been predicting fake funny weather reports now for so long that I can't stand to look at my own face; I now have to cope with brushing my hair using the back of a spoon, or I start to feel sick. Life disgusts me, and so do all the people I know. Actually, the people I don't know disgust me more, so file that under irrelevant. "What's the weather going to be like, Sharon?" they ask me. Well, I spit on them and tell them it's gonna be wet. They punch me in the face and mock me for "not seeing it coming". You tell me: is that fair? Probably.
I hope you enjoy my funny spoof weather reports because they're about as funny as the weather is to forecast. Am I a fake? Oh hell yeah. But, in true satire ways, my fake weather forecasts are as likely to come true as a genuine weather forecasts. The trick, really, is to say that I'm going to be predicting today's weather, when the truth of it is that I can look outside and see generally whether it's going to be a nice day or a bad day. Then I ignore all of that and try to make you laugh instead.
Oh, and please note that we're not responsible for the actual weather outside, or inside. Or anywhere, really.
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