Today's weather report
16th December 2017
For the rest of the nation, the report perhaps shows that people believe weather forecasters. The report for today has a every chance of being unsettled, with some sunny intervals during the latter part of the second half of the week. The future for the next three weeks indicates it will be breezy for the second half of the week, with the afternoon exploding into wet. Chubby rain and sunny spells across the region to end the day, with light snow dying away during tomorrow. Determining whether the car needs washing will affect your chances of winds today, as will the possiblity of your barbequeing.
It's not that weather is tied into fate, or the world of irony, but rather that the collective perspiration of everyone concerned with their car-washing or barbeque being affected by the weather, actually affects the weather. It must be true because I read it on the internet somewhere. Here, in fact.
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