Today's weather report
4th August 2020
Temperatures will vary which will cause sudden outbreaks of ambivalence. Light snow along with low lying cloud will arrive into the east during dawn or some other short period we can't possibly predict, edging into eastern fringes by Wednesday. For the rest of the nation, the prognostication indicates everything worsens over time. Determining whether the car needs washing can affect your chances of precipitation today, as will the possiblity of your barbequeing.
It's not that weather is tied into fate, or the world of irony, but rather that the collective perspiration of everyone concerned with their car-washing or barbeque being affected by the weather, actually affects the weather. It must be true because I read it on the internet somewhere. Here, in fact.
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