Today's weather report
24th January 2020
Temperatures will vary which can cause sudden outbreaks of sleeveless tops. Foggy mist will affect southern areas but there will also be damp patches or foggy mist, and any precipitation will drop sharply. Isolated showers and bright sunshine across the area to end the day, with sunny spells dying away during the next three weeks. Dry with the odd shower in the southeast. Light drizzle elsewhere.
Most southern areas will have a the ironic day with horrendous winds, and it will feel damper than Sunday. Determining whether the car needs washing May affect your chances of precipitation today, as will the possiblity of your barbequeing. It's not that weather is tied into fate, or the world of irony, but rather that the collective perspiration of everyone concerned with their car-washing or barbeque being affected by the weather, actually affects the weather. It must be true because I read it on the internet somewhere. Here, in fact.
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