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What's on? Today, 4th October 2023
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Off airBreakfast newsIt's grim up northSurf's down, dudeI couldn't eat my dinner, but I would like some puddingExciting Fun with Poo BearI ate it all in one sittingYou know it's fresh when it cries on youLunchtime newsKiller bee robots from Eastern EuropeOld man and his cartCook with whatever's left in your fridgeThe odds aren't good but we still prevail every damned episodeI was proud of my designing skills 'til you came alongPlay me that record again, I might recognise the tuneTears of a ClownSlags n SlutsEvening newsLocal newsFriends who are fat don't let fat friends eat fatMays is greater than MathisWet wipes: a tale of woeNight newsHope springsArthur ChickenDance like yo legs is on fire!Tree rings: nature's lies
Off airWake up losersNormaYou carry a pink umbrella and you're not gay?Astrology from uranusLoose menNot the whole pennyNews in the AfternoonAnd in the morning the rash should be goneThe street where you liveI just want my money, that's allAvery does crime & timeThe investigator did itHands-down pants-downNews close to youNews in the EveningAll this used to be fieldsPeople who live next doorWeekly MP bribeIf it moves - kill it, screw it or give it up for adoptionI done killed the witchSurely it's too late for news?!Killing in the name of Hyman KeyYou got it stuck in there, you get it outAlien Scabbard
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