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What's on? Today, 29th April 2017
Off airBreakfast newsListen to my cookingLunchtime newsSaturday SportsLolsersIf it's in my pants drawer, am I forced to wear it?Cook with whatever's left in your fridgeYou cracked one off in the bathroomTears of a ClownLeftwise WhiteteethEvening newsLocal newsWe all like the smell of our ownSwellings and bumpsNHS GoreNight newsKill the geekWhat live animal will you eat?Grandad goes to sleep for the last timeMy car and where I parked itI want to be a celebrity
Off airWake up losersThe Good LoafDoes this smell right to you?On your bikeLawks a lordyNews in the AfternoonI just want my money, that's allHow the sun lost its shineSport on steroidsNews in the EveningNews close to youFlipped turned upside downI turned pro, but I don't earn any moneyAnnoyingly witty chumsSurely it's too late for news?!NormaI'll get it right next timeYou got it stuck in there, you get it outMary RussoSu madre era un hamster
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