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What's on? Today, 29th May 2023
Off airBreakfast newsPolitical boredomGet your balls out of my courtWhere's there's danger there's adventureLunchtime newsSunday SportsLolsersLegs that tell the time'Ten for that? You must be mad!'The Grape PretenderThe clue is in the titleEvening newsLocal newsSit the hell downThings people find between their toesI ain'tIf it's in my pants drawer, am I forced to wear it?Night newsHope springsMy car and where I parked itA shard in the eye for old LarsenHow do famous authors write such shit?Wet wipes: a tale of woeBuzz
Off airWake up losersWe analyse our cookeryCooking unusual meats from around the worldThe Good LoafNews in the AfternoonI literally died laughingRobot cricketKiss my eggNews in the EveningNews close to youBad experiencesI shot the sheriff... but only because he was a zombieSpideroticaSurely it's too late for news?!Blow me and I'll blow you awayShaving with the enemy
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