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What's on? Today, 19th July 2019
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Off airBreakfast newsIt's grim up northSurf's down, dudeI couldn't eat my dinner, but I would like some puddingExciting Fun with Poo BearI ate it all in one sittingYou know it's fresh when it cries on youLunchtime newsKiller bee robots from Eastern EuropeOld man and his cartCook with whatever's left in your fridgeThe odds aren't good but we still prevail every damned episodeI was proud of my designing skills 'til you came alongPlay me that record again, I might recognise the tuneTears of a ClownSlags n SlutsEvening newsLocal newsFriends who are fat don't let fat friends eat fatCracker RooseveltWet wipes: a tale of woeNight newsArthur ChickenSmooth operatorsDance like yo legs is on fire!Jocks and bullies: how to destroy their soul from a healthy distance
Off airWake up losersNormaLawks a lordyWeekly MP bribeLoose menNot the whole pennyNews in the AfternoonAnd in the morning the rash should be goneThe street where you liveI just want my money, that's allThe investigator did itAvery does crime & timeHands-down pants-downNews close to youNews in the EveningAll this used to be fieldsPeople who live next doorYou carry a pink umbrella and you're not gay?If it moves - kill it, screw it or give it up for adoptionWe go where escaped prisoners goSurely it's too late for news?!The old Queen and her scabiesThe artificial limbs of Elizabeth BowersJoesph French
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