Teacher crisis! "Our children aren't getting no education!" claims Minister for Education.

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In an attempt to plug the 'teacher gap', the gap between the number of teachers we need and the number of teachers we have, the UK government is trialling a radical scheme to actually pay teachers for staying in the classroom. A spokesperson...

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Morrisons trial 20p paper carrier bags. Verdict - guilty!

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The UK's fourth largest supermarket chain, Morrisons, is to trial 20p paper carrier bags...

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MP jailed in speeding case - "You ought to be hanged!" says judge.

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Labour MP for Outer Smeggleswick, Debs Dotamaya, 35, was jailed for three months for perverting the course of justice....

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