Joachim Low resigns as Germany coach; blames team's failure on "curse"

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As expected, Joachim Low has resigned as Head Coach of the German National Football team following its failure to progress beyond the group stage of the World Cup after a shocking defeat against the already eliminated Korea Republic. After a disappointing...

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Dafne Schippers is to drop the 100M entirely from her programme and focus exclusively on the 200M. The two-time reigning World Champion made the anno...

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