Mexican President: Allowing Honduran migrants into our country is our duty as Latin Americans

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Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto says that he has absolutely no problems with scores of Honduran immigrants coming into his country and that Mexicans must accept their Latin American brothers and sisters from south of the border with open arms....

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