Messi: My whole year would be considered a failure if I don't win the World Cup this summer

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Argentine and Barcelona Superstar Lionel Messi is measuring his whole year on how he performs at the Russia World Cup this summer. The 5-time FIFA World Player of the Year made the comment today while speaking with the Barcelona-based Sports Newspaper,...

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From Messi: My whole year would be considered a failure if I don't win the World Cup this summer
"But, as any football fan would already know, 2018 is an extra-special year because of course we have the World Cup in June and this one will definitely be my last...." - see story

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