TRUMP IS BALD!

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Donald Trump has finally confessed to wearing a toupe! During the US Presidential Address last night, Trump owned up to wearing a hairpiece! Speaking on all US network channels, he admitted, "I couldn't in good conscience withhold this knowledge anymore from the US electorate!"...

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English faculty member fired for telling English-speaking students to "Speak English".

US News Politics 5

A professor of English at Duchess University has been fired for sending an email telling English-speaking students to "speak English"....

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MP jailed in speeding case - "You ought to be hanged!" says judge.

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Labour MP for Outer Smeggleswick, Debs Dotamaya, 35, was jailed for three months for perverting the course of justice....

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Taurus

A chance encounter with someone you hate will leave you feeling bitter and angry today. Admitting to shooting the...
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Gemini

Please remember today that most of your god-like powers have been taken from you in order to make you a better demi-god.
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Cancer

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Leo

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Virgo

Your ability to think up lies on the spot may be challenged this week. Don't be afraid to run really fast - problems...
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Scorpio

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