Australia Women's Cricket Captain relieved by first T20 tournament triumph in three years

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The Australian women's National Cricket Team Captain, Meg Lanning and by extension the rest of the Southern Stars team, all breathed a sigh of relief today following their convincing 57-run win over the English women's team in the final of the Tri-Nation...

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