Teacher crisis! "Our children aren't getting no education!" claims Minister for Education.

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In an attempt to plug the 'teacher gap', the gap between the number of teachers we need and the number of teachers we have, the UK government is trialling a radical scheme to actually pay teachers for staying in the classroom. A spokesperson...

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English faculty member fired for telling English-speaking students to "Speak English".

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