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1). Europeans are dying out and are not making enough children to replace the current populations. 2). Migrants are very fertile and typically have more children than the average European....

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"Only time will tell if the glory will follow me in the 200M from now on...." - see story

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Cris Cyborg challenges WWE's branding of Ronda Rousey as the "Baddest Woman on the Planet"

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Reigning World UFC Featherweight Women's Champion Cris Cyborg is challenging WWE's branding of Ronda Rousey with the title "Baddest Woman on the Plan...

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Dafne Schippers to drop the 100M entirely to focus only on the 200M

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Dafne Schippers is to drop the 100M entirely from her programme and focus exclusively on the 200M. The two-time reigning World Champion made the anno...

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