Nicco Montano promises to knock out Valentina Shevchenko at UFC 228

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UFC Women's Flyweight Champion Nicco Montano is making what many experts believe to be an audacious prediction in her first title defense against number one challenger Valentina Shevchenko at UFC 228 on Saturday night - that she will knock out the...

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Dafne Schippers to drop the 100M entirely to focus only on the 200M

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Dafne Schippers is to drop the 100M entirely from her programme and focus exclusively on the 200M. The two-time reigning World Champion made the anno...

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Germany's Under-20 Women's Football team coach following opening World Cup win: We want to revive German spirits

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The Coach of the German Under-20 Women's Football team which had a hard fought opening win over Nigeria in its Group D match at the FIFA Under-20...

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