Teacher crisis! "Our children aren't getting no education!" claims Minister for Education.

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In an attempt to plug the 'teacher gap', the gap between the number of teachers we need and the number of teachers we have, the UK government is trialling a radical scheme to actually pay teachers for staying in the classroom. A spokesperson...

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English faculty member fired for telling English-speaking students to "Speak English".

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A professor of English at Duchess University has been fired for sending an email telling English-speaking students to "speak English"....

Donald Trump's $5.7bn Wall Fund game show - Where's My Wig?

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A White House spokesperson revealed that US president, Donald Trump, has a new initiative to raise the $5.7bn he wants for his Mexican border wall...

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National Blood Day, 13:30PM

Based on the true events of 13 September 2013 in Illinois, when forty eight people killed themselves because of a covenant forged with the government. But who were these people? And how deep does the government conspiracy go? Most likely, not very.