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An ecstatic Dutch Coach Danny Blind boldly declared at a post-match press conference following the Netherlands' emphatic demolition of former World Champions Germany in their League A Group 1 encounter in the UEFA Nations League that the result was...

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"And to tell you the truth, beating Germany - a team that has caused us so much heartache in the past, is quite an ecstatic feeling indeed...." - see story

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