Holly Holm: I would have retired had I lost to Bethe

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Holly Holm has confessed in an interview that she put her whole career on the line during her fight with Bethe Correia in Singapore on Saturday night. Speaking to MMA Weekly, the former Women's Bantamweight Champion who was on a three-match losing...

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Leaked X-rated video of WWE Raw Women's Champion Alexa Bliss makes its way on the internet

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A leaked X-rated video which appears to be of WWE Raw Women's Champion Alexa Bliss and her fiancée and fellow Wrestler Buddy Murphy is currently...

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