Swedish woman arrested and charged with hate crime after stabbing immigrant to death

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A Swedish woman has been arrested and charged with a hate crime after stabbing an immigrant to death. The shocking incident which was caught on surveillance camera shows the blonde woman walking down a street in Malmo at night wearing a black short...

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Arts & Craft store gives in to woman's demand to remove "insensitive" decor

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The Texas branch of Hobby Lobby - a popular arts & craft store, has finally given in to a woman's demand after she made a Facebook post calling a...

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UN agrees to creation of Christmas 2

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All 193 sovereign state members of the UN have today ratified the creation of a second Christmas. Though the name for the newly created world-wide...

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Aries

Shallow puddles may deceive you today. Opportunity is waiting round every corner. All you've got to do is catch up with him, put him in a big box and beat him with big sticks.
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Taurus

Everyone wants what's best for you, in terms of reducing the amount of time you are allowed to show your face outside of your house. Since last month you have been finding it...
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Gemini

The stars predict rocky times for you and a loved one. Avoid making love in cramped places. Your lucky goat name for today is: Penelope. Trying to make out that you're a "surf...
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Cancer

What you hear and what was said may differ today, so be aware of either your failing hearing or your increasing hatred of those talking to you. Go with that animal instinct.
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Leo

You claim that no-one is able to see the future, and yet I foresee that you will understand this never to be not untrue in your own destiny. You dig? "Hunky-dory" - a beautiful...
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Virgo

You are trapped in a cave with a panther and a sound system playing Michael Bolton's greatest hits. What do you do? Electronics and machinery will start to misbehave for you...
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Libra

Looking for a saviour is a commendable past-time. However, ignoring your personal hygiene is a forfeit that you really shouldn't have made. The partner of your dreams will realise...
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Scorpio

Try to absorb plants into your skin in order to make yourself into some kind of Marvel Super Hero. You are not anyone's "bitch". Metal objects may interest you today, and cause...
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Commenting on a nearby person's "peaches" may not go down too well today. Avoid all sexy language in your lunch break. Think of a number. Now times that number by eighteen. I ca...
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Capricorn

The differences between you and your peers sets you apart. And by apart, I mean they're thinking of relocating you so that you're as far apart as physically possible."I...
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