Russia relieved by first World Cup win in 16 years

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The whole of Russia breathed a sigh of relief earlier today as they finally won another match at the FIFA World Cup for the first time since 2002. It was only the World Cup host country's third win since the dissolution of the Soviet Union....

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In the world of spies and spy related shenanigans, there is no better known arch-enemy than Rnst Blomee. For decades, British spy James Bond, also...

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Disgusted patrons at the Suarez Bros. Circus which is currently on the Trinidad leg of its world tour, were left furious and some even walked out...

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