German women's national football team left devastated following shocking Euro quarterfinal defeat to Denmark

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The German women's national football team were left devastated following their shocking 2-1 quarterfinal loss to Denmark at the Women's Euro on Sunday. Germany were looking forward to winning a record-extending ninth title and seventh in succession...

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