Roma Coach following Champions League elimination: We've let our country down

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Roma Coach Eusebio Di Francesco was left a visibly disappointed man following his team's elimination against Liverpool after the second leg UEFA Champions League semifinal clash at the Stadio Olimpico despite winning convincingly by four goals to...

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Messi: My whole year would be considered a failure if I don't win the World Cup this summer

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Argentine and Barcelona Superstar Lionel Messi is measuring his whole year on how he performs at the Russia World Cup this summer. The 5-time FIFA...

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Disgusted patrons walk out of circus following racist clown joke

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Disgusted patrons at the Suarez Bros. Circus which is currently on the Trinidad leg of its world tour, were left furious and some even walked out...

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