Morrisons trial 20p paper carrier bags. Verdict - guilty!

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The UK's fourth largest supermarket chain, Morrisons, is to trial 20p paper carrier bags. Showing the prescience of Mystic Meg, the supermarket said reducing plastic was their customers' main concern. The price of food and the ability to c...

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