Cyborg to Nunes after dominating UFC 222 win: Come and fight me if you really are the Lioness

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Following her dominating win of over a gutsy Yana Kunitskaya last night at UFC 222, Cris Cyborg has only one woman in mind - Bantamweight Champion Amanda Nunes. Speaking to reporters after her first round demolition of the Russian, Cyborg had this to...

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From Cyborg to Nunes after dominating UFC 222 win: Come and fight me if you really are the Lioness
"But now I only have my sights set on one woman and that is Amanda Nunes...." - see story

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All-female gang in Germany targeting male migrants

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German Police are investigating reports of an all-female gang who are going around the city of Cologne specifically targeting male migrants of Middle...

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Indian women's national cricket team booed off field following latest defeat

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The Indian women's national cricket team were left in tears as they were booed off the field following their latest defeat in a home Tri-Nation T20...

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