Donald Trump's $5.7bn Wall Fund game show - Where's My Wig?

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A White House spokesperson revealed that US president, Donald Trump, has a new initiative to raise the $5.7bn he wants for his Mexican border wall. He will take part in a brand new game show called Where's My Wig? in which contestants will compete to find Donald Trump's...

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