Diary of an Atheist

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Dear Diary, Today I am fully convinced that my choice to be an atheist or a non-believer as the so-called religious people say is a good one. One of those "religious" people came to my house today to ask me some questions as if I am some...

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Cris Cyborg admits that she's transgender;to fight Fallon Fox

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In a move many observers thought was long time coming, Invicta FC World Featherweight Champion Cristiane Justino has admitted that she is transgender.

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Cristiane Justino admits that she's transgender;to fight Fallon Fox

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In a move many observers thought was long time coming, Invicta FC World Featherweight Champion Cristiane Justino has admitted that she is transgender.

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Taurus

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Gemini

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