Diary of an Atheist

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Dear Diary, Today I am fully convinced that my choice to be an atheist or a non-believer as the so-called religious people say is a good one. One of those "religious" people came to my house today to ask me some questions as if I am some...

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90's one hit wonder Joan Osborne has apologized for performing One of Us, calling it blasphemous. The 1995 song which was penned by Eric Bazalian...

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Aries

The loony-left is a phrase that you quite like. Any time you feel restless this week, try to imagine what it would be like to take viagra and ritalin at the same time.Damaging...
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Taurus

Pickles are a source of joy for you this week. The newspaper will become a source of great amusement this week as an article tickles your fancy in almost every way.You...
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Gemini

Everything you do today will be a lousy job, and the effort would be best spent surfing websites about mucky buttons. You're as transparent as a blast of canned air - try to...
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Cancer

This week will go well, except for the bits that don't. And not only will those bits go badly, but they'll go BADLY. Any satisfaction you had about not having a police record,...
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Leo

Damage To The Central Nervous System - a phrase you're going to be hearing a lot over the coming days. Any spikes that you see in your power usage may be due to unforeseen and...
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Virgo

It probably seems unreal right now, but you are likely to meet a long-lost relative over the coming month or so. Speeling mestakes are'nt god. Hit it all you want, but the lift...
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Libra

This week, Microsoft Word may define your grammar as "poorly constructed" and full of "run on sentences". Employee of the month awards carry a penalty - the penalty of ridicule.I...
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Scorpio

The hospital may become a familiar place over the coming two weeks, although for what reason the mystics are surprisingly opaque. This week is going to be a series of ups and...
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Sagittarius

There are always good reasons to ask a fellow human to "step outside", and you may be forced to do this over the coming week. Harsh words may be spoken by a loved one today.Scraping...
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Capricorn

No-one likes to be told they have VD, which is why, as a doctor, you are ecstatic whenever you have the opportunity to ruin someone's day. Your sporting life will keep you in...
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Aquarius

The army has always held a fascination for you. Today might be a day where new things start to happen. The partner of your dreams will realise you are unworthy of attention,...
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Pisces

If you think you've got problems today, just wait until tomorrow! The odds are always on your side today, so don't be afraid to experiment. Walking down the street with a spring...
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