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I have to admit that I love history. I always enjoy reading articles online about historical figures and I also bought a book on ancient Rome filled with interesting stories about what went on there centuries ago. Some of the stories are quite fascinating,...

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From Tourism booming in Venezuela: A Laughsend Special Report
"The majority of Venezuelans love him because he is a wonderful President...." - see story

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Donald Trump's $5.7bn Wall Fund game show - Where's My Wig?

US News Politics 1

A White House spokesperson revealed that US president, Donald Trump, has a new initiative to raise the $5.7bn he wants for his Mexican border wall...

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English faculty member fired for telling English-speaking students to "Speak English".

US News Politics 5

A professor of English at Duchess University has been fired for sending an email telling English-speaking students to "speak English"....

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Taurus

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Gemini

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Cancer

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Leo

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Virgo

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Libra

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Capricorn

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