MP jailed in speeding case - "You ought to be hanged!" says judge.

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Labour MP for Outer Smeggleswick, Debs Dotamaya, 35, was jailed for three months for perverting the course of justice. The offence related to a speeding ticket she received for driving 31mph in a 30mph area...

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