My World Cup Observations and Thoughts

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1. Just like Spain four years ago and Italy in 2010, Germany proved that Defending Champions are now doomed to exit the World Cup at the group stage....

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US women's Under-20 football team coach following group stage World Cup elimination: America's days of domination are over

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The disappointed coach of the US women's Under-20 football team was as frank as can be following her team's group stage elimination at the World Cup...

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Germany's Under-20 Women's Football team coach following opening World Cup win: We want to revive German spirits

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The Coach of the German Under-20 Women's Football team which had a hard fought opening win over Nigeria in its Group D match at the FIFA Under-20...

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