Germany's Under-20 Women's Football team coach following opening World Cup win: We want to revive German spirits

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The Coach of the German Under-20 Women's Football team which had a hard fought opening win over Nigeria in its Group D match at the FIFA Under-20 Women's World Cup in France was a relieved woman this evening following the victory and stated that...

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