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The "Baddest woman on the planet," Cris Cyborg, says that she wants to take on the winner of tonight's UFC 224 fight between current Bantamweight Champion and fellow Brazilian Amanda "Lioness" Nunes and Racquel "Rocky" Pennington in a unification...

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Netherlands Under-17 Coach following Euro win: There is still hope for Dutch Football

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The Coach of the victorious Netherlands Under-17 National Football team which won the Euro tournament today following a penalty shootout victory over...

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FIFA warns Russia ahead of World Cup

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One month before the start of the 2018 World Cup, FIFA is warning Russia to control the behaviour of its fans or risk being banned from future FIFA...

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