All-female gang in Germany targeting male migrants

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German Police are investigating reports of an all-female gang who are going around the city of Cologne specifically targeting male migrants of Middle Eastern and North African backgrounds for robbery and assault. The gang, which comprises of only...

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NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch in a panic after her handgun goes missing

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NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch was in a state of panic over the weekend as one of her handguns went missing. A worried Loesch tweeted about the incident @DLoesch:...

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Alexa Bliss savagely beaten by Nia Jax

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A report coming out of the WWE says that RAW Women's Champion Alexa Bliss was savagely beaten by her one-time best friend Nia Jax in the dressing...

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