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Local Diners Lose Their Minds Over New Buffet Concept

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In a world where every struggling restaurant is forced to reinvent itself, one eatery has turned to the most entertaining restaurant concept yet: all-you-can-eat buffets served on moving conveyor belts! Cue the chaos and hilarity.

Customers can't seem to get enough of the spectacle, with one man saying, "It's like a carnival ride and a buffet had a beautiful baby, and then that baby had a stomach full of unlimited mashed potatoes and gravy!"

Owners of the restaurant, aptly named "The Conveyor Belt Buffet" say that this new idea arose from their desire to spice things up in the competitive food scene. "We were tired of plain old buffets where the only excitement was deciding between chicken or beef," said owner Cindy Convey. "We wanted to really shake things up and give our customers a true experience."

However, with this newfound entertainment comes chaos. With moving dishes flying across the room, and fellow diners dodging plates like a game of dodgeball, it's no wonder that the restaurant has added a new sign reading "Caution: Flying Food Ahead."

But it seems to only add to the fun, as one diner exclaimed, "It's not a real meal unless you have to duck a few times." Another customer was less amused, however, stating, "I'm just here for the mac and cheese. I didn't sign up for a food fight."

The Conveyor Belt Buffet plans to expand their new concept soon, with plans to introduce a conveyor belt sushi bar, and for those looking for something a little more intimate, a conveyor belt fondue experience.

As one happy diner put it, "It's chaos and it's delicious. What more could you want?"

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