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Funny horoscopes 2015

Our funny horoscopes just got funnier with parody astrology! Brought to you by our favourite zodiac expert Ermstrum Galanheit, choose from your astrological star sign and check out your free daily funny horoscope with a beautiful parody of your love and romance readings for 2015. Your very own star-sign profile, whatever zodiac you are, is awaiting your own personal parody! Just click on the appropriate zodiac sign below and you'll be whisked away into a hilarious horoscope journey. Also, don't forget to check your romantic love horoscopes.

NEW: Your horoscope for Valentine's 2015

Select your funny star-sign: Libra | Scorpio | Sagittarius | Capricorn | Aquarius | Pisces

Aries

Birth date: 21 March - 19 April

Taurus

Birth date: 20 April - 20 May

Gemini

Birth date: 21 May - 21 June

Cancer

Birth date: 22 June - 22 July

Leo

Birth date: 23 July - 22 August

Virgo

Birth date: 23 August - 22 September

Libra

Birth date: 23 September - 23 October

Scorpio

Birth date: 24 October - 21 November

Sagittarius

Birth date: 22 November - 21 December

Capricorn

Birth date: 22 December - 19 January

Aquarius

Birth date: 20 January - 18 February

Pisces

Birth date: 19 February - 20 March

Remember, our horoscopes change daily, so remember to follow us on Twitter or join us on Facebook for your daily treat! And if you're not at all interested in astrology or the zodiac, you can get a free daily fortune cookie straight in your inbox!

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Sagittarius horoscope

You're as transparent as a blast of canned air - try to be more complex by wearing hats that are clearly too small......

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