Romantic Cancer love horoscope

The name "Jude" will have some significance today and may be the very thing you've been yearning for. The tattered remains of your heart will serve you well today. They will prevent you being at all charitable and will enable you to purchase ridiculously high price-tag items that your own credit card will not afford you.

Monkeys can make awesome presents for someone you love. Be aware that they might poo in a loved one's hat and/or coat pockets.

Something of a chain reaction will occur this week when each person you tell "I love you!" starts thinking that you've lost it and therefore stop thinking of you in the same way.