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Out of control dumpster fire takes human form, learns speech, and urges Humanity that despite popular notions, fire is indeed NOT hot.
The anthropomorphic garbage fire, calling itself Al, held a press conference in the alleyway behind a New York City Denny's....
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From Out of control dumpster fire takes human form, learns speech, and urges Humanity that despite popular notions, fire is indeed NOT hot.
"Even though, in the recent millennia, fire has caused a lot of damage, I can assure you that most combustible outcomes are being controlled, so you should have no problems with fire near lots of flammable......" - see story
Camels to be recalled after one bites off man's head.
World Health 15A camel has reportedly chewed off a man’s head after he left the animal tied up in the scorching...
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Facebook to no longer store any data about its users
World Entertainment 3Facebook will no longer store any user data, according to the latest in a series of leaked documents from the technology company. The document came into the possession of New York Times lead techno journalist, Dr Randy Piper, who decided to upload the missive onto Pastebin.com, but accidentally did so while logged in as himself....
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86% of #monday #motivation tweets cause Twitter users to feel bad about themselves
World Health 5Scientists and statisticians at Laughingstate University, Colorado, have today revealed findings of a three month study concerning the trending topic of #mondaymotivation stories appearing on Twitter. The 140 character long missives usually contain material promoting the user's...
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Sound Guy Discovers Turning Everything Up On Equaliser Makes Music Sound Perfect
UK News 3Tom Falconer, a sound guy for the St David's Church band in Maidenhead, has claimed to have discovered the perfect universal equalisation formula for mixing music according to independent audiophile magazine 'Acoustink'. The technique however is simply to just "turn all the knob...
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Paul Simon's name changed to Simon Paul after government database confuses forename and surname
US News Entertainment 3Paul Simon is currently having to fight government officials for the right to use his real name. A recent passport application went awry as the government's database decided to invert his forename and surname, presumably in an automated cock-up that truly up-cocked his given...
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Facebook to merge Messenger, WhatsApp and Instagram. "It will be more useful for everyone," said Facebook. "Especially us."
World Business 0Facebook is pushing ahead with plans to merge Facebook Messenger, WhatsApp and Instagram. The apps will remain separate but the integration will allow personal data to be shared between them...
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Tears of a clown found to have healing properties
US News Health 5In science and health news today, special reports come through from our Russian colleagues at Laughingstok University, who have completed their studies into the various healing powers of tears. Motivated by the legendary story that Phoenix tears, made famous by Fawkes, the fiery...
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Giant swarm of bees descends on grandmother's car to free queen trapped inside.
UK News Entertainment 7An elderly lady from Wales was amazed to realize a huge swarm of bees had descended onto the boot of her car while she was visiting a natural reserve with her...
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