Science & Technology
Green thumbs beware! Talking to your houseplants may make them smarter but turn you into a plant-brained pea!
World 0According to a recent study, communicating with your greenery can stimulate their growth and brain function. However, it also comes with a cost - your mental clarity....
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Twitter Alt Text Meme That Isn't Funny for Blind People
World 0In a shocking revelation, a ridiculous meme using the "Twitter alt text", has been causing ripples of disbelief across social media....
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Big Pharma Takes on H2o: Introducing Anti-water, the New Way to Stay Thirsty!
US News Business 0In a bold move, a pharmaceutical company is set to release a new product that they claim will revolutionize the way people think about hydration. Anti-Water, the world's first ever anti-hydrating agent, promises to keep you thirsty all day long...
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Apple Introduces the Latest in Robotic Matchmakers - the Wedding Plannerbot!
UK News 0London, UK - Apple has once again taken the tech game by storm with their newest innovation, Wedding Plannerbot! While some may question the announcement of a robot wedding planner, there is no denying that Wedding Plannerbot's sleek design and ability to multitask have brides...
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Twitter gives verified status to user claiming to be Bigfoot, public demands proof of existence
UK News 0In a shocking move, Twitter has bestowed the coveted blue checkmark to a user claiming to be the one and only Bigfoot. While some members of the public were excited at the possibility of communicating with the elusive creature, others were skeptical....
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Breaking News: Social media to face-altering filter ban shakes up influencers everywhere
World Health 0In a move that has left Instagram models and vloggers alike reeling, social media sites have announced a ban on face-altering filters. In a statement released yesterday, the platforms cited concerns over the impact that such filters may have on young people's self-esteem - a...
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Joe Biden Plans to Run for President as a Robot in 2024: Voters Unfazed by Already Robotic Persona
US News Politics 0Washington D.C - In a shocking turn of events, former vice-president Joe Biden announced his plan to run for president in 2024, but with a catch - as a robot....
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Cat-astrophic! TikTok Accused of Tracking UK Journalist Through Her Feline Friend
UK News 0In a shocking revelation, it has come to light that social media giant TikTok has been secretly tracking the movements of a UK journalist, using none other than her trusty cat as a sneaky surveillance tool...
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