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Read story 86% of #monday #motivation tweets cause Twitter users to feel bad about themselves
World Health 5

Scientists and statisticians at Laughingstate University, Colorado, have today revealed findings of a three month study concerning...

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"When you read how Einstein got up every morning and put his shoes on the right feet, because he labelled them L and R - that's really motivating...." - see story

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Medical breakthrough! Surgeons claim world first by transplanting common sense into Donald Trump!

US News Politics 9

Surgeons at the George W Bush Memory Memorial Hospital have claimed a medical breakthrough by transplanting common sense into US President Donald Trump....

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Camels to be recalled after one bites off man's head.

World Health 15

A camel has reportedly chewed off a man’s head after he left the animal tied up in the scorching...

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Man loses weight by positive thinking

US News 6

TUSCON, ARIZONA. A forty seven year old American, known locally as plain old Bob, but on the curled up leathery manuscript of his birth certificate is labelled as Gregory Jones, today came to the attention of the world by declaring that he'd lost weight simply by thinking about...

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Giant swarm of bees descends on grandmother's car to free queen trapped inside.

UK News Entertainment 7

An elderly lady from Wales was amazed to realize a huge swarm of bees had descended onto the boot of her car while she was visiting a natural reserve with her...

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Twitter to replace email by 2018

US News 7

Technologists have today make the bold claim that all current online communication will be replaced by Twitter by the year 2018. All existing electronic communication, including website articles, online forums, e-cards, and especially emails, will allegedly go the way of the...

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Paul Simon's name changed to Simon Paul after government database confuses forename and surname

US News Entertainment 3

Paul Simon is currently having to fight government officials for the right to use his real name. A recent passport application went awry as the government's database decided to invert his forename and surname, presumably in an automated cock-up that truly up-cocked his given...

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Facebook to merge Messenger, WhatsApp and Instagram. "It will be more useful for everyone," said Facebook. "Especially us."

World Business 0

Facebook is pushing ahead with plans to merge Facebook Messenger, WhatsApp and Instagram. The apps will remain separate but the integration will allow personal data to be shared between them...

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Craig Wright found to be creator of ancient bartering system

World Entertainment 4

The BBC, Guardian and NBC have today received definitive proof from Craig Wright that shows him to have been the originator of the first ever barter systems. Though many have suggested that the claims may be somewhat spurious, Wright has provided undeniable digital proofs of...

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Science and technology news is probably the headline section that we most enjoy writing for here at Laughsend. There's such an amazing array of funny things to write about, from hi-tech gadgets to Yahweh being found in a taco - two of our best parody writers have an IT background, and fight (scissors/paper/stone) for the right to write our technology articles, because they love their computers and gadgets so much. The other writer just likes to laugh at them while duelling, and in the background just write funny news stories about cool things like dinosaur's fridges, DNA that can make an inside-out you, and magnets - because they're so neat!

Given Time, by Paul London

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