Science & Technology

Read story Out of control dumpster fire takes human form, learns speech, and urges Humanity that despite popular notions, fire is indeed NOT hot.
US News Politics 7

The anthropomorphic garbage fire, calling itself Al, held a press conference in the alleyway behind a New York City Denny's....

read more

Notable quotable from this story

From Out of control dumpster fire takes human form, learns speech, and urges Humanity that despite popular notions, fire is indeed NOT hot.
"Even though, in the recent millennia, fire has caused a lot of damage, I can assure you that most combustible outcomes are being controlled, so you should have no problems with fire near lots of flammable......" - see story

thumbnail for item

Camels to be recalled after one bites off man's head.

World Health 15

A camel has reportedly chewed off a man’s head after he left the animal tied up in the scorching...

read more
thumbnail for item

Facebook to no longer store any data about its users

World Entertainment 3

Facebook will no longer store any user data, according to the latest in a series of leaked documents from the technology company. The document came into the possession of New York Times lead techno journalist, Dr Randy Piper, who decided to upload the missive onto Pastebin.com, but accidentally did so while logged in as himself....

read more
thumbnail for item

86% of #monday #motivation tweets cause Twitter users to feel bad about themselves

World Health 5

Scientists and statisticians at Laughingstate University, Colorado, have today revealed findings of a three month study concerning the trending topic of #mondaymotivation stories appearing on Twitter. The 140 character long missives usually contain material promoting the user's...

read more
thumbnail for item

Sound Guy Discovers Turning Everything Up On Equaliser Makes Music Sound Perfect

UK News 3

Tom Falconer, a sound guy for the St David's Church band in Maidenhead, has claimed to have discovered the perfect universal equalisation formula for mixing music according to independent audiophile magazine 'Acoustink'. The technique however is simply to just "turn all the knob...

read more
thumbnail for item

Paul Simon's name changed to Simon Paul after government database confuses forename and surname

US News Entertainment 3

Paul Simon is currently having to fight government officials for the right to use his real name. A recent passport application went awry as the government's database decided to invert his forename and surname, presumably in an automated cock-up that truly up-cocked his given...

read more
thumbnail for item

Facebook to merge Messenger, WhatsApp and Instagram. "It will be more useful for everyone," said Facebook. "Especially us."

World Business 0

Facebook is pushing ahead with plans to merge Facebook Messenger, WhatsApp and Instagram. The apps will remain separate but the integration will allow personal data to be shared between them...

read more
thumbnail for item

Tears of a clown found to have healing properties

US News Health 5

In science and health news today, special reports come through from our Russian colleagues at Laughingstok University, who have completed their studies into the various healing powers of tears. Motivated by the legendary story that Phoenix tears, made famous by Fawkes, the fiery...

read more
thumbnail for item

Giant swarm of bees descends on grandmother's car to free queen trapped inside.

UK News Entertainment 7

An elderly lady from Wales was amazed to realize a huge swarm of bees had descended onto the boot of her car while she was visiting a natural reserve with her...

read more

More Spoof news and satire from Laughsend

Punny History Read story Punny History Paige Van Zant following second round submission win over Rachael Ostovich at UFC Fight Night 143: Bring on Valentina Shevchenko Read story Paige Van Zant following second round submission win over Rachael Ostovich at UFC Fight Night 143: Bring on Valentina Shevchenko Amanda Nunes following shocking first round knockout of Cris Cyborg at UFC 232: This is a victory for all lesbians Read story Amanda Nunes following shocking first round knockout of Cris Cyborg at UFC 232: This is a victory for all lesbians Facebook video of Polish Christmas market invokes ire of viewers Read story Facebook video of Polish Christmas market invokes ire of viewers Queen makes plea for "common ground" in a thinly-veiled plea for common ground. Read story Queen makes plea for "common ground" in a thinly-veiled plea for common ground. TRUMP IS BALD! Read story TRUMP IS BALD!

Science and technology news is probably the headline section that we most enjoy writing for here at Laughsend. There's such an amazing array of funny things to write about, from hi-tech gadgets to Yahweh being found in a taco - two of our best parody writers have an IT background, and fight (scissors/paper/stone) for the right to write our technology articles, because they love their computers and gadgets so much. The other writer just likes to laugh at them while duelling, and in the background just write funny news stories about cool things like dinosaur's fridges, DNA that can make an inside-out you, and magnets - because they're so neat!

Given Time, by Paul London

Funny stuff

Get our funny weekly newsletters straight to your inbox
Subscribe to funny newsletter
... AND CLICK
or Find out more first

Consider checking us out and following us on social media:


Libra horoscope

The week may start well, but fall into sharp decline later on Saturday. Massaging figures is something that both Acco......

Full horoscope

More from Laughsend

Tourism booming in Venezuela: A Laughsend Special Report   Punny History  
Create your own Laughsend story
Free sign up / Login
Funny newsletter Funny RSS feed