Science & Technology

Tom Falconer, a sound guy for the St David's Church band in Maidenhead, has claimed to have discovered the perfect universal equa...
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Camels to be recalled after one bites off man's head.
World Health 15A camel has reportedly chewed off a man’s head after he left the animal tied up in the scorching...
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Twitter to replace email by 2018
US News 7Technologists have today make the bold claim that all current online communication will be replaced by Twitter by the year 2018. All existing electronic communication, including website articles, online forums, e-cards, and especially emails, will allegedly go the way of the...
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Heck Yeah, America: Immortality Achievement Unlocked
US News Health 0An earth-shattering breakthrough in the scientific community is changing the way Americans live. CapitalismTech, the California-based global leader of healthcare technology, discovered the medical key to immortality early last week. Chief of Development and Technology Cronk Trun...
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Microsoft to launch new Scorpio 4K Xbox; no plans for any games to be able to use capability during lifecycle
US News 7Microsoft have this week released plans to produce and release a 4k capable Xbox in 2017, code-named Scorpio. Though the machine is said to be an upgrade of the current generation Xbox One, and thus with an expected lifecycle of approximately 3 to 4 further years, Microsoft offi...
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Out of control dumpster fire takes human form, learns speech, and urges Humanity that despite popular notions, fire is indeed NOT hot.
US News Politics 7The anthropomorphic garbage fire, calling itself Al, held a press conference in the alleyway behind a New York City Denny's....
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Giant swarm of bees descends on grandmother's car to free queen trapped inside.
UK News Entertainment 7An elderly lady from Wales was amazed to realize a huge swarm of bees had descended onto the boot of her car while she was visiting a natural reserve with her...
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Facebook to merge Messenger, WhatsApp and Instagram. "It will be more useful for everyone," said Facebook. "Especially us."
World Business 0Facebook is pushing ahead with plans to merge Facebook Messenger, WhatsApp and Instagram. The apps will remain separate but the integration will allow personal data to be shared between them...
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86% of #monday #motivation tweets cause Twitter users to feel bad about themselves
World Health 5Scientists and statisticians at Laughingstate University, Colorado, have today revealed findings of a three month study concerning the trending topic of #mondaymotivation stories appearing on Twitter. The 140 character long missives usually contain material promoting the user's...
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