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Facebook to no longer store any data about its users
Facebook will no longer store any user data, according to the latest in a series of leaked documents from the technology company.
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Microsoft to launch new Scorpio 4K Xbox; no plans for any games to be able to use capability during lifecycle
US News 7Microsoft have this week released plans to produce and release a 4k capable Xbox in 2017, code-named Scorpio. Though the machine is said to be an upgrade of the current generation Xbox One, and thus with an expected lifecycle of approximately 3 to 4 further years, Microsoft offi...
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Sound Guy Discovers Turning Everything Up On Equaliser Makes Music Sound Perfect
UK News 3Tom Falconer, a sound guy for the St David's Church band in Maidenhead, has claimed to have discovered the perfect universal equalisation formula for mixing music according to independent audiophile magazine 'Acoustink'. The technique however is simply to just "turn all the knob...
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Craig Wright found to be creator of ancient bartering system
World Entertainment 4The BBC, Guardian and NBC have today received definitive proof from Craig Wright that shows him to have been the originator of the first ever barter systems. Though many have suggested that the claims may be somewhat spurious, Wright has provided undeniable digital proofs of...
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Paul Simon's name changed to Simon Paul after government database confuses forename and surname
US News Entertainment 3Paul Simon is currently having to fight government officials for the right to use his real name. A recent passport application went awry as the government's database decided to invert his forename and surname, presumably in an automated cock-up that truly up-cocked his given...
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Heck Yeah, America: Immortality Achievement Unlocked
US News Health 0An earth-shattering breakthrough in the scientific community is changing the way Americans live. CapitalismTech, the California-based global leader of healthcare technology, discovered the medical key to immortality early last week. Chief of Development and Technology Cronk Trun...
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Someone whose name might be Steven Avery arrested for public pigeon fancying
US News Health 1A Wisconsin man has been arrested today on charges of public indecency with regards to "pigeon fancying". The accused, whose name has not been Avery disclosed to the media, is already serving a prison sentence, but this has not prevented local law enforcement from charging him...
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86% of #monday #motivation tweets cause Twitter users to feel bad about themselves
World Health 5Scientists and statisticians at Laughingstate University, Colorado, have today revealed findings of a three month study concerning the trending topic of #mondaymotivation stories appearing on Twitter. The 140 character long missives usually contain material promoting the user's...
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Experts Swipe at Smart-phones
World Health 2An international team of experts now warns that excessive use of Smart-phones are forever changing our physiology. There’s nothing new in this though. It is a well-established fact that cultural advancements and trends, if significant enough, can force the human body into a sp...
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