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Local Farmer Shocked to Discover Cows Could Fly, But Chose Not To

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In a groundbreaking discovery, local dairy farmer, Bob Johnson, made a startling revelation after noticing a group of his cows levitating in the fields....

Apple Introduces the Latest in Robotic Matchmakers - the Wedding Plannerbot!

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London, UK - Apple has once again taken the tech game by storm with their newest innovation, Wedding Plannerbot! While some may question the announcement of a robot wedding planner, there is no denying that Wedding Plannerbot's sleek design and ability to multitask have brides...

Joe Biden Plans to Run for President as a Robot in 2024: Voters Unfazed by Already Robotic Persona

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Washington D.C - In a shocking turn of events, former vice-president Joe Biden announced his plan to run for president in 2024, but with a catch - as a robot....

Hundreds of Millions of Employees Around the World Cheer as Social Media Crashes Due to Overload of Cat Videos

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In a stunning turn of events, the world's most popular social media platforms Twitter and Facebook have both gone down, thanks to an overwhelming number of cat videos being uploaded and shared by internet users all over the globe....

New Robot Sensation Reveals that Purple Tastes Like Chicken, According to Study

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In an unexpected and groundbreaking development, scientists have created a robot that can taste colors. The gadget, nicknamed "RoboTongue" by scientists, is the first of its kind to cross the sensory taste barrier in machines....

"Triple-DNA" Baby Born in UK, Causing Confusion Amongst Geneticists and Aliens Everywhere

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LONDON - In a landmark scientific breakthrough, a baby has been born that has genetic material from three different people. This has sent the world of science into chaos, with experts scrambling to figure out what to call this tripartite creation. "We're thinking about 'threeploid'...

New Japanese Start-Up, 'BikeButtLuxury', Launches Revolutionary Way to Bring Sweat-Stained Gym Gear into Your Home Decor!

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The world has been rocked by a new wave of luxury furniture, made from what was once considered discarded gym equipment. BikeButtLuxury is the start-up behind the trend, taking male gym bike seats and transforming them into chic and stylish seating options. But the response from the public has been mixed....

Breaking News: Social media to face-altering filter ban shakes up influencers everywhere

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In a move that has left Instagram models and vloggers alike reeling, social media sites have announced a ban on face-altering filters. In a statement released yesterday, the platforms cited concerns over the impact that such filters may have on young people's self-esteem - a...

New Motorola Moto 720 to have 2 screens and a built-in mini-espresso machine

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Introducing the Latest Moto 720: The Phone That Wakes You Up and Keeps You Goin...

Science and technology news is probably the headline section that we most enjoy writing for here at Laughsend. There's such an amazing array of funny things to write about, from hi-tech gadgets to Yahweh being found in a taco - two of our best parody writers have an IT background, and fight (scissors/paper/stone) for the right to write our technology articles, because they love their computers and gadgets so much. The other writer just likes to laugh at them while duelling, and in the background just write funny news stories about cool things like dinosaur's fridges, DNA that can make an inside-out you, and magnets - because they're so neat!

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