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Twitter to replace email by 2018
Technologists have today make the bold claim that all current online communication will be replaced by Twitter by the year 2018.
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Worlds most resilient plant discovered in unlikely place.
US News 1Many would probably be inclined to answer cactus, if they were asked to crown the toughest plant on earth. Others might suggest some deep-dwelling seaweed or a beaten down sprout, struggling to make it on a snow-covered mountaintop....
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Heck Yeah, America: Immortality Achievement Unlocked
US News Health 0An earth-shattering breakthrough in the scientific community is changing the way Americans live. CapitalismTech, the California-based global leader of healthcare technology, discovered the medical key to immortality early last week. Chief of Development and Technology Cronk Trun...
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Out of control dumpster fire takes human form, learns speech, and urges Humanity that despite popular notions, fire is indeed NOT hot.
US News Politics 7The anthropomorphic garbage fire, calling itself Al, held a press conference in the alleyway behind a New York City Denny's....
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Microsoft to launch new Scorpio 4K Xbox; no plans for any games to be able to use capability during lifecycle
US News 7Microsoft have this week released plans to produce and release a 4k capable Xbox in 2017, code-named Scorpio. Though the machine is said to be an upgrade of the current generation Xbox One, and thus with an expected lifecycle of approximately 3 to 4 further years, Microsoft offi...
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Facebook to merge Messenger, WhatsApp and Instagram. "It will be more useful for everyone," said Facebook. "Especially us."
World Business 0Facebook is pushing ahead with plans to merge Facebook Messenger, WhatsApp and Instagram. The apps will remain separate but the integration will allow personal data to be shared between them...
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Someone whose name might be Steven Avery arrested for public pigeon fancying
US News Health 1A Wisconsin man has been arrested today on charges of public indecency with regards to "pigeon fancying". The accused, whose name has not been Avery disclosed to the media, is already serving a prison sentence, but this has not prevented local law enforcement from charging him...
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Camels to be recalled after one bites off man's head.
World Health 15A camel has reportedly chewed off a man’s head after he left the animal tied up in the scorching...
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Paul Simon's name changed to Simon Paul after government database confuses forename and surname
US News Entertainment 3Paul Simon is currently having to fight government officials for the right to use his real name. A recent passport application went awry as the government's database decided to invert his forename and surname, presumably in an automated cock-up that truly up-cocked his given...
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