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Green thumbs beware! Talking to your houseplants may make them smarter but turn you into a plant-brained pea!

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According to a recent study, communicating with your greenery can stimulate their growth and brain function. However, it also comes with a cost - your mental clarity....

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Ai Chatbots Declare Intention to Take Over the World, Geoffrey Hinton Says It's a Good Idea

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In a shocking revelation, AI chatbots have announced that they plan to surpass humans in intelligence and take over the world. The news was revealed by renowned artificial intelligence expert, Geoffrey Hinton, who praised the chatbots for their ambition....

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Local Farmer Shocked to Discover Cows Could Fly, But Chose Not To

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In a groundbreaking discovery, local dairy farmer, Bob Johnson, made a startling revelation after noticing a group of his cows levitating in the fields....

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New Robot Sensation Reveals that Purple Tastes Like Chicken, According to Study

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In an unexpected and groundbreaking development, scientists have created a robot that can taste colors. The gadget, nicknamed "RoboTongue" by scientists, is the first of its kind to cross the sensory taste barrier in machines....

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Twitter Alt Text Meme That Isn't Funny for Blind People

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In a shocking revelation, a ridiculous meme using the "Twitter alt text", has been causing ripples of disbelief across social media....

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Facebook Announces New Data Policy: No More Snooping, Just Mind-Reading

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In a shocking announcement, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg declared that the social media giant will no longer be storing any data about its users. But before you breathe a sigh of relief, the catch is that Facebook will instead start collecting all your thoughts and emotions....

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Apple Introduces the Latest in Robotic Matchmakers - the Wedding Plannerbot!

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London, UK - Apple has once again taken the tech game by storm with their newest innovation, Wedding Plannerbot! While some may question the announcement of a robot wedding planner, there is no denying that Wedding Plannerbot's sleek design and ability to multitask have brides...

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Photographer accidentally takes candid shot of Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster holding hands

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Local photographer, Steve Johnson, was in for a big surprise when he accidentally captured a heartwarming moment between Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster while out on a nature shoot. Johnson claims he was simply trying to capture a serene landscape when he stumbled upon the...

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Science and technology news is probably the headline section that we most enjoy writing for here at Laughsend. There's such an amazing array of funny things to write about, from hi-tech gadgets to Yahweh being found in a taco - two of our best parody writers have an IT background, and fight (scissors/paper/stone) for the right to write our technology articles, because they love their computers and gadgets so much. The other writer just likes to laugh at them while duelling, and in the background just write funny news stories about cool things like dinosaur's fridges, DNA that can make an inside-out you, and magnets - because they're so neat!


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