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Microsoft to launch new Scorpio 4K Xbox; no plans for any games to be able to use capability during lifecycle
Microsoft have this week released plans to produce and release a 4k capable Xbox in 2017, code-named Scorpio. Though the machine...
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Heck Yeah, America: Immortality Achievement Unlocked
US News Health 0An earth-shattering breakthrough in the scientific community is changing the way Americans live. CapitalismTech, the California-based global leader of healthcare technology, discovered the medical key to immortality early last week. Chief of Development and Technology Cronk Trun...
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Man loses weight by positive thinking
US News 6TUSCON, ARIZONA. A forty seven year old American, known locally as plain old Bob, but on the curled up leathery manuscript of his birth certificate is labelled as Gregory Jones, today came to the attention of the world by declaring that he'd lost weight simply by thinking about...
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Facebook to no longer store any data about its users
World Entertainment 3Facebook will no longer store any user data, according to the latest in a series of leaked documents from the technology company. The document came into the possession of New York Times lead techno journalist, Dr Randy Piper, who decided to upload the missive onto Pastebin.com, but accidentally did so while logged in as himself....
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Someone whose name might be Steven Avery arrested for public pigeon fancying
US News Health 1A Wisconsin man has been arrested today on charges of public indecency with regards to "pigeon fancying". The accused, whose name has not been Avery disclosed to the media, is already serving a prison sentence, but this has not prevented local law enforcement from charging him...
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Sound Guy Discovers Turning Everything Up On Equaliser Makes Music Sound Perfect
UK News 3Tom Falconer, a sound guy for the St David's Church band in Maidenhead, has claimed to have discovered the perfect universal equalisation formula for mixing music according to independent audiophile magazine 'Acoustink'. The technique however is simply to just "turn all the knob...
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Camels to be recalled after one bites off man's head.
World Health 15A camel has reportedly chewed off a man’s head after he left the animal tied up in the scorching...
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Giant swarm of bees descends on grandmother's car to free queen trapped inside.
UK News Entertainment 7An elderly lady from Wales was amazed to realize a huge swarm of bees had descended onto the boot of her car while she was visiting a natural reserve with her...
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Out of control dumpster fire takes human form, learns speech, and urges Humanity that despite popular notions, fire is indeed NOT hot.
US News Politics 7The anthropomorphic garbage fire, calling itself Al, held a press conference in the alleyway behind a New York City Denny's....
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