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Read story Bank sponsored think-tank to suggest self-regulation as cure for cancer
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ThinkBiggerBetterFasterStronger, a British based think-tank with strong ties to National Westminster Bank, has today released...

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"If they say that self-regulation cures cancer, then it's pretty obvious that it does...." - see story

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Pope Francis defends opening of Mc Donald's restaurant in the Vatican

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Despite all the protests from residents and cardinals, Pope Francis has come out in defense of the opening of a Mc Donald's restaurant in the Vatican. Speaking to L'Osservatore della Domenica today, the Holy Father had this to...

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Mexican paper company now manufacturing toilet paper with Trump's face on it

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A leading Mexican paper company is showing its disdain for Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump in a nasty way - literally. The CEO of Mexipapel - Jose Duarte, speaking to journalists said: "I am proud to let you know that Mexipapel has started making toilet paper with...

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Paddy Power and Betfair merger unleashes the gambling might of Gamblor

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The merger of UK and Irish gambling firms Betfair and Paddy Power has allegedly troubled the giant snoozing frame of Gamblor, the seven foot three icon of gambling. Gamblor, 47, has spent much of the past decade in deep slumber after being initially brought to life during a cont...

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Japanese start-up to sell used female gym bike seats

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Japanese start-up company Tentacle-Insertion-Company (TIC) has issued a press release today hailing their latest product: the used gym bicycle seat. Lucky members of a kickstarter project launched in early April are set to receive a guaranteed padded gym seat, sat and sweated on by the unmentionable female anatomy....

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Arts & Craft store gives in to woman's demand to remove "insensitive" decor

US News Politics 0

The Texas branch of Hobby Lobby - a popular arts & craft store, has finally given in to a woman's demand after she made a Facebook post calling a cotton d├ęcor display "wrong on so many levels." The woman, Daniell Rider, who is black, took umbrage to the display and posted a...

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Trump's success persuades Paris Hilton to run for Republican Presidential candidate

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The inexplicable success of Donald Trump's juggernaut rampage in the current Presidential race has apparently prompted "beauty", "star", and "actor", Paris Hilton to announce her own candidacy. Although almost certainly too late to qualify for the race, Hilton's hat being thrown...

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US economic growth down to me, claims Trump

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Today's news of 2.3% US economic growth in the three months to June have been claimed as a personal triump by Donald Trump. As part of his campaign to become US Republican candidate in the upcoming "Race for the White House TM", Trump and his supporters have been attempting to g...

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World wide stock market crashes cause no change whatsoever

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Shocking news for businesses today as the world realises that the ongoing global stock market crashes have no effect on normal people. The revelations, bewildering for most people involved in stock market trading, come as the NASDAQ, FTSE and Dow Jones have suffered extraordinary...

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