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Read story India to outsource all call center operations to US
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All Indian business, including the teeny tiny ones that run from people's own houses, are today set to outsource all their call...

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World wide stock market crashes cause no change whatsoever

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Shocking news for businesses today as the world realises that the ongoing global stock market crashes have no effect on normal people. The revelations, bewildering for most people involved in stock market trading, come as the NASDAQ, FTSE and Dow Jones have suffered extraordinary...

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Global Gyro sales skyrocket after Greece Syriza election win

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The humble gyro, or kebab as some of the world knows it, went on a fantastical and figurative balloon ride today, as sales shot sky-high following Greece's announcement that anti-austerity party Syriza won the Greek election. Upon forming a coalition with other right-wing parties,...

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Sex sells, claims business guru and financial expert Donald Trump

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Business and financial guru slash expert Donald Trump has today announced his personal findings that "sex sells". The extraordinary pronouncement comes as the latest figures for the Presidential Election campaign show a slight fall in what has otherwise been a meteoric rise for...

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Trump warns babies to "get out of his way - Donald's gonna get ya!"

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Donald Trump, the man who wants to be US President, has today issued a baffling and eerie warning to the children of America. The full text of the warning reads: "Get of my way - Donald's gonna get...

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"Bingo wings" fast-food industry saves dwindling food sector

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Bingo Wings - the unsavoury arm flab, prevalent in those who have indulged in indolence and gluttony - are currently the champion of an otherwise stagnant food sector. The delicious white meat, named after the deliciously grotesque imagery of the bingo winner claiming their win...

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Trump's success persuades Paris Hilton to run for Republican Presidential candidate

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The inexplicable success of Donald Trump's juggernaut rampage in the current Presidential race has apparently prompted "beauty", "star", and "actor", Paris Hilton to announce her own candidacy. Although almost certainly too late to qualify for the race, Hilton's hat being thrown...

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Pope Francis defends opening of Mc Donald's restaurant in the Vatican

World Politics 5

Despite all the protests from residents and cardinals, Pope Francis has come out in defense of the opening of a Mc Donald's restaurant in the Vatican. Speaking to L'Osservatore della Domenica today, the Holy Father had this to...

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Pharma company to start selling anti-viagra as answer to date-rape drugs

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A pharmaceutical company based in England is set to start selling what has been dubbed as "anti-viagra", in some quarters, due to its ability to render a penis flaccid and unusable for up to 48 hours. The drug, whose chemical name is Lifeanedlis (which is Sildenafil in reverse),...

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