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Read story Nestle Selling Specially Packaged Bottles Of Water To Commemorate Last Of California Water Supply
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The Nestle company says that they’re sick of being told they don’t do enough to preserve California’s water supply during...

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Online shopping order arrives at most convenient time within allocated slot

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Consumers received a much sought after surprise today as folk across the nation received their online shopping orders at a time that was generally agreed to be "most convenient"....

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"Bingo wings" fast-food industry saves dwindling food sector

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Bingo Wings - the unsavoury arm flab, prevalent in those who have indulged in indolence and gluttony - are currently the champion of an otherwise stagnant food sector. The delicious white meat, named after the deliciously grotesque imagery of the bingo winner claiming their win...

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India to outsource all call center operations to US

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All Indian business, including the teeny tiny ones that run from people's own houses, are today set to outsource all their call center operations to the United States of America. The joint announcement came courtesy of Twitter user LolYall899, whose hobbies include cycling and water polo...

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World wide stock market crashes cause no change whatsoever

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Shocking news for businesses today as the world realises that the ongoing global stock market crashes have no effect on normal people. The revelations, bewildering for most people involved in stock market trading, come as the NASDAQ, FTSE and Dow Jones have suffered extraordinary...

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Japanese start-up to sell used female gym bike seats

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Japanese start-up company Tentacle-Insertion-Company (TIC) has issued a press release today hailing their latest product: the used gym bicycle seat. Lucky members of a kickstarter project launched in early April are set to receive a guaranteed padded gym seat, sat and sweated on by the unmentionable female anatomy....

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Trump's success persuades Paris Hilton to run for Republican Presidential candidate

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The inexplicable success of Donald Trump's juggernaut rampage in the current Presidential race has apparently prompted "beauty", "star", and "actor", Paris Hilton to announce her own candidacy. Although almost certainly too late to qualify for the race, Hilton's hat being thrown...

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US economic growth down to me, claims Trump

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Today's news of 2.3% US economic growth in the three months to June have been claimed as a personal triump by Donald Trump. As part of his campaign to become US Republican candidate in the upcoming "Race for the White House TM", Trump and his supporters have been attempting to g...

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Nocheerios breakfast cereal, made purposefully with no added sugar, bankrupts manufacturer

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Nestle's new sugar free breakfast cereal, Nocheerios, has been taken off the shelves today as business executives went cap in hand to shareholders following results that show the fast-breaking foodstuff almost destroyed the company....

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