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Read story Mexican paper company now manufacturing toilet paper with Trump's face on it
World Politics 4

A leading Mexican paper company is showing its disdain for Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump in a nasty way - literally.

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"Both poppy and cock at the same time, which is usually how I like it, but not today...." - see story

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Nocheerios breakfast cereal, made purposefully with no added sugar, bankrupts manufacturer

World Health 2

Nestle's new sugar free breakfast cereal, Nocheerios, has been taken off the shelves today as business executives went cap in hand to shareholders following results that show the fast-breaking foodstuff almost destroyed the company....

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Online shopping order arrives at most convenient time within allocated slot

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Consumers received a much sought after surprise today as folk across the nation received their online shopping orders at a time that was generally agreed to be "most convenient"....

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Paddy Power and Betfair merger unleashes the gambling might of Gamblor

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The merger of UK and Irish gambling firms Betfair and Paddy Power has allegedly troubled the giant snoozing frame of Gamblor, the seven foot three icon of gambling. Gamblor, 47, has spent much of the past decade in deep slumber after being initially brought to life during a cont...

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Bank sponsored think-tank to suggest self-regulation as cure for cancer

World Health 2

ThinkBiggerBetterFasterStronger, a British based think-tank with strong ties to National Westminster Bank, has today released findings in a report that purports to show that banking self-regulation can literally be a cure for cancer. The report, which has allegedly taken several...

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Tax cheats set to dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge, in new reality television dodgeball show

UK News 10

Media-convicted UK tax dodgers are set to undergo a new form of trial this year as the criminal justice system tests a new form of crime prevention concept: reality TV dodgeball. In a brief statement released on Facebook by Judge MC Michaels, we have learned that any celebrity...

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Trump warns babies to "get out of his way - Donald's gonna get ya!"

US News Politics 0

Donald Trump, the man who wants to be US President, has today issued a baffling and eerie warning to the children of America. The full text of the warning reads: "Get of my way - Donald's gonna get...

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US economic growth down to me, claims Trump

US News Politics 0

Today's news of 2.3% US economic growth in the three months to June have been claimed as a personal triump by Donald Trump. As part of his campaign to become US Republican candidate in the upcoming "Race for the White House TM", Trump and his supporters have been attempting to g...

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Pope Francis defends opening of Mc Donald's restaurant in the Vatican

World Politics 5

Despite all the protests from residents and cardinals, Pope Francis has come out in defense of the opening of a Mc Donald's restaurant in the Vatican. Speaking to L'Osservatore della Domenica today, the Holy Father had this to...

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