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Read story India to outsource all call center operations to US
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All Indian business, including the teeny tiny ones that run from people's own houses, are today set to outsource all their call...

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Online shopping order arrives at most convenient time within allocated slot

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Consumers received a much sought after surprise today as folk across the nation received their online shopping orders at a time that was generally agreed to be "most convenient"....

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Pharma company to start selling anti-viagra as answer to date-rape drugs

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A pharmaceutical company based in England is set to start selling what has been dubbed as "anti-viagra", in some quarters, due to its ability to render a penis flaccid and unusable for up to 48 hours. The drug, whose chemical name is Lifeanedlis (which is Sildenafil in reverse),...

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Tax cheats set to dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge, in new reality television dodgeball show

UK News 10

Media-convicted UK tax dodgers are set to undergo a new form of trial this year as the criminal justice system tests a new form of crime prevention concept: reality TV dodgeball. In a brief statement released on Facebook by Judge MC Michaels, we have learned that any celebrity...

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Sex sells, claims business guru and financial expert Donald Trump

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Business and financial guru slash expert Donald Trump has today announced his personal findings that "sex sells". The extraordinary pronouncement comes as the latest figures for the Presidential Election campaign show a slight fall in what has otherwise been a meteoric rise for...

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World wide stock market crashes cause no change whatsoever

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Shocking news for businesses today as the world realises that the ongoing global stock market crashes have no effect on normal people. The revelations, bewildering for most people involved in stock market trading, come as the NASDAQ, FTSE and Dow Jones have suffered extraordinary...

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Japanese start-up to sell used female gym bike seats

UK News Health 7

Japanese start-up company Tentacle-Insertion-Company (TIC) has issued a press release today hailing their latest product: the used gym bicycle seat. Lucky members of a kickstarter project launched in early April are set to receive a guaranteed padded gym seat, sat and sweated on by the unmentionable female anatomy....

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Mexican paper company now manufacturing toilet paper with Trump's face on it

World Politics 4

A leading Mexican paper company is showing its disdain for Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump in a nasty way - literally. The CEO of Mexipapel - Jose Duarte, speaking to journalists said: "I am proud to let you know that Mexipapel has started making toilet paper with...

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Trump's success persuades Paris Hilton to run for Republican Presidential candidate

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The inexplicable success of Donald Trump's juggernaut rampage in the current Presidential race has apparently prompted "beauty", "star", and "actor", Paris Hilton to announce her own candidacy. Although almost certainly too late to qualify for the race, Hilton's hat being thrown...

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