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Read story Pope Francis defends opening of Mc Donald's restaurant in the Vatican
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Despite all the protests from residents and cardinals, Pope Francis has come out in defense of the opening of a Mc Donald's restaurant...

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Arts & Craft store gives in to woman's demand to remove "insensitive" decor

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The Texas branch of Hobby Lobby - a popular arts & craft store, has finally given in to a woman's demand after she made a Facebook post calling a cotton décor display "wrong on so many levels." The woman, Daniell Rider, who is black, took umbrage to the display and posted a...

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English faculty member fired for telling English-speaking students to "Speak English".

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A professor of English at Duchess University has been fired for sending an email telling English-speaking students to "speak English"....

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Airbus wings scandal! Company threatens to fly the UK in event of no-deal Brexit.

UK News Politics 5

Airbus warned that a no-deal Brexit could force them to move wing-building operations from the UK. Describing the current lack of a Brexit agreement as a "disgrace", Airbus CEO and German, Tom Enders, said: "We will have to make potentially very harmful decisions for the...

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Facebook to merge Messenger, WhatsApp and Instagram. "It will be more useful for everyone," said Facebook. "Especially us."

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Facebook is pushing ahead with plans to merge Facebook Messenger, WhatsApp and Instagram. The apps will remain separate but the integration will allow personal data to be shared between them...

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Tax cheats set to dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge, in new reality television dodgeball show

UK News 10

Media-convicted UK tax dodgers are set to undergo a new form of trial this year as the criminal justice system tests a new form of crime prevention concept: reality TV dodgeball. In a brief statement released on Facebook by Judge MC Michaels, we have learned that any celebrity...

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Bank sponsored think-tank to suggest self-regulation as cure for cancer

World Health 2

ThinkBiggerBetterFasterStronger, a British based think-tank with strong ties to National Westminster Bank, has today released findings in a report that purports to show that banking self-regulation can literally be a cure for cancer. The report, which has allegedly taken several...

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Trump warns babies to "get out of his way - Donald's gonna get ya!"

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Donald Trump, the man who wants to be US President, has today issued a baffling and eerie warning to the children of America. The full text of the warning reads: "Get of my way - Donald's gonna get...

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Nestle Selling Specially Packaged Bottles Of Water To Commemorate Last Of California Water Supply

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The Nestle company says that they’re sick of being told they don’t do enough to preserve California’s water supply during terrible drought conditions. This week the company announced plans to change that. Nestle spokesperson Janet Roberts says “Now every bottle of water...

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