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Read story Pope Francis defends opening of Mc Donald's restaurant in the Vatican
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Despite all the protests from residents and cardinals, Pope Francis has come out in defense of the opening of a Mc Donald's restaurant...

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Trump warns babies to "get out of his way - Donald's gonna get ya!"

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Donald Trump, the man who wants to be US President, has today issued a baffling and eerie warning to the children of America. The full text of the warning reads: "Get of my way - Donald's gonna get...

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Mexican paper company now manufacturing toilet paper with Trump's face on it

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A leading Mexican paper company is showing its disdain for Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump in a nasty way - literally. The CEO of Mexipapel - Jose Duarte, speaking to journalists said: "I am proud to let you know that Mexipapel has started making toilet paper with...

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Japanese start-up to sell used female gym bike seats

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Japanese start-up company Tentacle-Insertion-Company (TIC) has issued a press release today hailing their latest product: the used gym bicycle seat. Lucky members of a kickstarter project launched in early April are set to receive a guaranteed padded gym seat, sat and sweated on by the unmentionable female anatomy....

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Facebook to merge Messenger, WhatsApp and Instagram. "It will be more useful for everyone," said Facebook. "Especially us."

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Facebook is pushing ahead with plans to merge Facebook Messenger, WhatsApp and Instagram. The apps will remain separate but the integration will allow personal data to be shared between them...

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India to outsource all call center operations to US

US News Politics 3

All Indian business, including the teeny tiny ones that run from people's own houses, are today set to outsource all their call center operations to the United States of America. The joint announcement came courtesy of Twitter user LolYall899, whose hobbies include cycling and water polo...

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Arts & Craft store gives in to woman's demand to remove "insensitive" decor

US News Politics 0

The Texas branch of Hobby Lobby - a popular arts & craft store, has finally given in to a woman's demand after she made a Facebook post calling a cotton d├ęcor display "wrong on so many levels." The woman, Daniell Rider, who is black, took umbrage to the display and posted a...

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Tourism booming in Venezuela: A Laughsend Special Report

World Politics 3

Contrary to the right-wing propaganda that we have been fed, the South American Socialist Utopia of Venezuela has seen a massive influx of tourist arrivals from all over the world. Hoteliers and restaurateurs are elated because business is booming. One Caracas hotelier who chose...

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Airbus wings scandal! Company threatens to fly the UK in event of no-deal Brexit.

UK News Politics 5

Airbus warned that a no-deal Brexit could force them to move wing-building operations from the UK. Describing the current lack of a Brexit agreement as a "disgrace", Airbus CEO and German, Tom Enders, said: "We will have to make potentially very harmful decisions for the...

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