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Tax cheats set to dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge, in new reality television dodgeball show

UK News 10

Media-convicted UK tax dodgers are set to undergo a new form of trial this year as the criminal justice system tests a new form of crime prevention concept: reality TV dodgeball. In a brief statement released on Facebook by Judge MC Michaels, we have learned that any celebrity...

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World wide stock market crashes cause no change whatsoever

World 3

Shocking news for businesses today as the world realises that the ongoing global stock market crashes have no effect on normal people. The revelations, bewildering for most people involved in stock market trading, come as the NASDAQ, FTSE and Dow Jones have suffered extraordinary...

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Pharma company to start selling anti-viagra as answer to date-rape drugs

World Health 2

A pharmaceutical company based in England is set to start selling what has been dubbed as "anti-viagra", in some quarters, due to its ability to render a penis flaccid and unusable for up to 48 hours. The drug, whose chemical name is Lifeanedlis (which is Sildenafil in reverse),...

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Global Gyro sales skyrocket after Greece Syriza election win

World Politics 0

The humble gyro, or kebab as some of the world knows it, went on a fantastical and figurative balloon ride today, as sales shot sky-high following Greece's announcement that anti-austerity party Syriza won the Greek election. Upon forming a coalition with other right-wing parties,...

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Pope Francis defends opening of Mc Donald's restaurant in the Vatican

World Politics 5

Despite all the protests from residents and cardinals, Pope Francis has come out in defense of the opening of a Mc Donald's restaurant in the Vatican. Speaking to L'Osservatore della Domenica today, the Holy Father had this to...

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Trump's success persuades Paris Hilton to run for Republican Presidential candidate

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The inexplicable success of Donald Trump's juggernaut rampage in the current Presidential race has apparently prompted "beauty", "star", and "actor", Paris Hilton to announce her own candidacy. Although almost certainly too late to qualify for the race, Hilton's hat being thrown...

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US economic growth down to me, claims Trump

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Today's news of 2.3% US economic growth in the three months to June have been claimed as a personal triump by Donald Trump. As part of his campaign to become US Republican candidate in the upcoming "Race for the White House TM", Trump and his supporters have been attempting to g...

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Sex sells, claims business guru and financial expert Donald Trump

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Business and financial guru slash expert Donald Trump has today announced his personal findings that "sex sells". The extraordinary pronouncement comes as the latest figures for the Presidential Election campaign show a slight fall in what has otherwise been a meteoric rise for...

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