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Nocheerios Cereal: the Perfect Dry Breakfast That Sunk a Company
US News 0News just in: Nocheerios breakfast cereal has caused a stir in the cereal world, bankrupting its manufacturer, Cheerful Cereals Inc. It turns out that the cereal was designed specifically to be eaten dry, without adding milk...
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Big Pharma Takes on H2o: Introducing Anti-water, the New Way to Stay Thirsty!
US News 0In a bold move, a pharmaceutical company is set to release a new product that they claim will revolutionize the way people think about hydration. Anti-Water, the world's first ever anti-hydrating agent, promises to keep you thirsty all day long...
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Quarantine Snack Consumption Soars
UK News 0In a year of seemingly never-ending bad news, a new report has emerged that has left many Brits feeling sour...
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Rishi Sunak Saves the Day: Millionaire PM Spreads Generosity to Struggling Brits, Insists He's Definitely Not to Blame for Their Financial Woes!
UK News Politics 0LONDON â€" In a heartwarming display of altruism, Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has announced a plan to generously dole out crumbs to the nation's struggling masses, insisting that he, a millionaire banker-turned-politician, is in no way responsible for their dire financial straits....
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Chaos at Royal Mail: single missed delivery brings strife
UK News Politics 0LONDON - In a stunning new development, the Royal Mail is set to be investigated for a single missed delivery. Members of Parliament were shocked to hear about the mistake, as the Royal Mail has long been known for its punctuality and dependability....
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Facebook Announces New Data Policy: No More Snooping, Just Mind-Reading
US News 0In a shocking announcement, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg declared that the social media giant will no longer be storing any data about its users. But before you breathe a sigh of relief, the catch is that Facebook will instead start collecting all your thoughts and emotions....
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Local air guitar entrepreneur becomes overnight millionaire
UK News 0In a world-first business move, local man Tim Jones has turned his passion for air guitar into a multi-million dollar enterprise. Dubbed the "Rockstar of the air guitar world", Jones has been selling his original air guitar designs for a year, and has already amassed more money than his rock idols ever...
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Unwanted Chairs Get a New Home: In Pet Palaces Across Japan
World 0In a move that's sure to cause a frenzy in Japan's already crowded pet market, a Japanese start-up is selling used office chairs as luxury furniture for pets. The move is proving to be quite popular with pet owners who are looking for a cheap yet stylish way to pamper their furry friends....
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