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Read story Tax cheats set to dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge, in new reality television dodgeball show
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Media-convicted UK tax dodgers are set to undergo a new form of trial this year as the criminal justice system tests a new form...

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"Bingo wings" fast-food industry saves dwindling food sector

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Bingo Wings - the unsavoury arm flab, prevalent in those who have indulged in indolence and gluttony - are currently the champion of an otherwise stagnant food sector. The delicious white meat, named after the deliciously grotesque imagery of the bingo winner claiming their win...

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US economic growth down to me, claims Trump

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Today's news of 2.3% US economic growth in the three months to June have been claimed as a personal triump by Donald Trump. As part of his campaign to become US Republican candidate in the upcoming "Race for the White House TM", Trump and his supporters have been attempting to g...

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Pope Francis defends opening of Mc Donald's restaurant in the Vatican

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Despite all the protests from residents and cardinals, Pope Francis has come out in defense of the opening of a Mc Donald's restaurant in the Vatican. Speaking to L'Osservatore della Domenica today, the Holy Father had this to...

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Paddy Power and Betfair merger unleashes the gambling might of Gamblor

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The merger of UK and Irish gambling firms Betfair and Paddy Power has allegedly troubled the giant snoozing frame of Gamblor, the seven foot three icon of gambling. Gamblor, 47, has spent much of the past decade in deep slumber after being initially brought to life during a cont...

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Sex sells, claims business guru and financial expert Donald Trump

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Business and financial guru slash expert Donald Trump has today announced his personal findings that "sex sells". The extraordinary pronouncement comes as the latest figures for the Presidential Election campaign show a slight fall in what has otherwise been a meteoric rise for...

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World wide stock market crashes cause no change whatsoever

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Shocking news for businesses today as the world realises that the ongoing global stock market crashes have no effect on normal people. The revelations, bewildering for most people involved in stock market trading, come as the NASDAQ, FTSE and Dow Jones have suffered extraordinary...

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India to outsource all call center operations to US

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All Indian business, including the teeny tiny ones that run from people's own houses, are today set to outsource all their call center operations to the United States of America. The joint announcement came courtesy of Twitter user LolYall899, whose hobbies include cycling and water polo...

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Online shopping order arrives at most convenient time within allocated slot

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Consumers received a much sought after surprise today as folk across the nation received their online shopping orders at a time that was generally agreed to be "most convenient"....

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