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Local Man Shocks Town by Revealing He Created Spoof £25,000 Airport Sign as a Practical Joke
UK News 0In a surprising development, Powys citizens learned yesterday that the beloved spoof £25,000 airport sign that made headlines earlier this year was not the work of a group of anonymous pranksters, but rather the work of a single man named Gary, who spoke to us while wearing a shirt that read "I put the 'ha' in yahooligans.""I...
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BREAKING NEWS: John Lewis CEO Reveals Plan to Turn Employees into Slaves
UK News 0In a shocking turn of events, the CEO of British high street retailer John Lewis has announced plans to turn all staff members into modern-day slaves. The move comes amid mounting financial pressure and rapidly declining sales, leaving many questioning the sanity of the company's executives....
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English faculty member fired for telling English-speaking students to "Speak English".
US News Politics 5A professor of English at Duchess University has been fired for sending an email telling English-speaking students to "speak English"....
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Tourism booming in Venezuela: A Laughsend Special Report
World Politics 3Contrary to the right-wing propaganda that we have been fed, the South American Socialist Utopia of Venezuela has seen a massive influx of tourist arrivals from all over the world. Hoteliers and restaurateurs are elated because business is booming. One Caracas hotelier who chose...
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Sainsbury's and Unilever are in in together. Are you?
UK News 0Sainsbury's and Unilever, the two corporations known for selling overpriced jam and margarine, respectively, have denied accusations of price-gouging....
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Chaos at Royal Mail: single missed delivery brings strife
UK News Politics 0LONDON - In a stunning new development, the Royal Mail is set to be investigated for a single missed delivery. Members of Parliament were shocked to hear about the mistake, as the Royal Mail has long been known for its punctuality and dependability....
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Uk's Latest Plan: Popping Good Salaries in Bubble Wrap!
UK News Politics 0In a shocking turn of events, the UK government has announced that they will be paying their citizens in bubble wrap instead of traditional currency. Sources say that the idea came about when a shipment of bubble wrap was mistakenly sent to the Treasury Department instead of bank notes....
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Facebook Announces New Data Policy: No More Snooping, Just Mind-Reading
US News 0In a shocking announcement, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg declared that the social media giant will no longer be storing any data about its users. But before you breathe a sigh of relief, the catch is that Facebook will instead start collecting all your thoughts and emotions....
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