Local air guitar entrepreneur becomes overnight millionaire

In a world-first business move, local man Tim Jones has turned his passion for air guitar into a multi-million dollar enterprise. Dubbed the "Rockstar of the air guitar world", Jones has been selling his original air guitar designs for a year, and has already amassed more money than his rock idols ever did.

Jones' unique selling point is the attention to detail he puts into his creations. His line of "Stratocaster Airs" has been creating buzz among air guitar enthusiasts for months, with intricate detailing and even a patented "air strings" technology that allows for a realistic guitar experience.

But the success hasn't been without its critics. Speaking anonymously, one air guitar critic said, "I can't believe people are actually paying money for this nonsense. It's nothing more than hot air!"

However, Jones isn't fazed by the naysayers. "I know I'm onto something here. People love rocking out, and air guitar lets them do that without breaking the bank."

And it appears Jones is right. Air guitars are quickly becoming a must-have accessory for those who want to show off their rock n' roll attitude without actually knowing how to play guitar. Even local musician and air guitar aficionado, Andy Lovell, has been seen sporting a Jones original.

"This air guitar is the best thing that's ever happened to me," Lovell proclaimed. "I always wanted to be a guitar god, but I just never had the talent. Now I can shred without leaving my living room!"

Jones' success has even caught the attention of big names in the music industry. With rumors swirling that legendary guitarist Eric Clapton will soon be releasing an air guitar line of his own, Jones has no plans to slow down.

"Bring it on, Eric," Jones said with a grin. "I'm always up for a little friendly competition."

As the air guitar craze continues to sweep the nation, it seems Jones' success is here to stay. One thing's for sure, his air guitars are a breath of fresh air in the music industry.