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MP jailed in speeding case - "You ought to be hanged!" says judge.
Published 29th January 2019
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English faculty member fired for telling English-speaking students to "Speak English".
Published 28th January 2019
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Teacher crisis! "Our children aren't getting no education!" claims Minister for Education.
Published 28th January 2019
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It's official! Lancashire has more holes than anywhere else in the UK! "One swallowed my Bertie," claims distraught mother of nine.
Published 27th January 2019
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Medical breakthrough! Surgeons claim world first by transplanting common sense into Donald Trump!
Published 27th January 2019
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Edinburgh energy supplier folds blaming global warming and gnarly Scots.
Published 26th January 2019
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Queen makes plea for "common ground" in a thinly-veiled plea for common ground.
Published 25th January 2019
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