Your free, funny Cancer horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Cancer

Cancer

Birth date: 22 June - 22 July

The following is your Cancer horoscope for today, and we hope you enjoy reading our funny attempt at astrology.

All the advice I could share with you would blow your mind and leave nothing to the imagination. Check your email daily. Because you never know what may arrive.

Deja vu is the feeling that someone's patronised you before (often by telling you what deja vu means).

There is no word "ecseterar". And it's *definitely* not abbreviated as ect.

Given Time, by Paul London Given Time, by Paul London

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