Your free, funny Cancer horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Cancer

Cancer

Birth date: 22 June - 22 July

The following is your Cancer horoscope for today, and we hope you enjoy reading our funny attempt at astrology.

You tend to be less true to yourself at work, but today you may let a little of yourself slip out at a most awkward moment. Nice and butch is how you like it, but you might want to play it down in certain circumstances.


Hopefully the pains you're currently experiencing will disappear over the coming hours.

Given Time, by Paul London Given Time, by Paul London

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