CancerBirth date: 22 June - 22 July
The following is your Cancer horoscope for today, and we hope you enjoy reading our funny attempt at astrology.
Your friends will suddenly start really loving you this week as they find out about your recent lottery luck. Cartoons will flavour the day for you, today, giving you ideas and humour.
Blimey, you ain't harf as wot you used to, ain't it?
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