CancerBirth date: 22 June - 22 July
The following is your Cancer horoscope for today, and we hope you enjoy reading our funny attempt at astrology.
The feeling in the pit of your stomach is going to explode at noon. Or sometime afterwards. You're incredible. Dismiss this horoscope at your peril: You WILL have sex today.
Don't take everything you have for granted - insure everything for 125% of the original cost.
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