CancerBirth date: 22 June - 22 July
The following is your Cancer horoscope for today, and we hope you enjoy reading our funny attempt at astrology.
Hearing clicking noises in your head is not a good sign for you today. When hankering for some food you may decide to experiment with various plants - avoid those with 3 leaves.
Only with your amazing skills were you able to find this horoscope, and for that you will be rewarded with only good news.
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