Cancer
Birth date: 22 June - 22 JulyThe following is your Cancer horoscope for today, and we hope you enjoy reading our funny attempt at astrology.
Swollen ankles and sore knees are the best you can hope for today. Everything you have been taught will be forgotten in a crazy moment of rash behaviour.
The randomness of the universe may affect you today as you search for meaning in a cornflake that looks like your nose.
The number of times you walk into a door will today cause you to seek out new ways of thinking.
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