CancerBirth date: 22 June - 22 July
The following is your Cancer horoscope for today, and we hope you enjoy reading our funny attempt at astrology.
The partner of your dreams will realise you are unworthy of attention, today. Stock up on junk food and alcohol. You have achieved what most of us only dream about - you are a star.
Your favourite place may change today as you have new reason for utter joy.
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