CancerBirth date: 22 June - 22 July
The following is your Cancer horoscope for today, and we hope you enjoy reading our funny attempt at astrology.
Having reaches a personal goal, the future ought to look rosier for you. Time is on your side, feel free to mix-it-up a little. Baskets of eggs may cause problems for you today as you try to take on too much work.
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