CancerBirth date: 22 June - 22 July
The following is your Cancer horoscope for today, and we hope you enjoy reading our funny attempt at astrology.
The number I am thinking of is 12. This is not the number you are thinking of, especially if you are not thinking of a number. Open all boxes with caution today. Some boxes may contain deadly surprises and traps.
Test yourself, know your limits!
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