Your free, funny Cancer horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Cancer

Cancer

Birth date: 22 June - 22 July

The following is your Cancer horoscope for today, and we hope you enjoy reading our funny attempt at astrology.

Don't trust little birdies, they're renounded liars. Paper with little squiggles on it will find its way into your pocket today. Terrible news will filter through to you later today.

Cartoon fun can be yours if you pick up the right set of pencils and think really hard about drawing.

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