CancerBirth date: 22 June - 22 July
The following is your Cancer horoscope for today, and we hope you enjoy reading our funny attempt at astrology.
Complete the sentence: "My day will be really shitty today because my boss will find out that I surf the internet for ________ hours daily." Any beer consumed tonight may come back to haunt you, possibly in the form of a dead comedian or Max Bygraves.
It's never too late to accept that you're a complete fraud.
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