CancerBirth date: 22 June - 22 July
The following is your Cancer horoscope for today, and we hope you enjoy reading our funny attempt at astrology.
The newspaper will become a source of great amusement this week as an article tickles your fancy in almost every way. What happened yesterday was beyond your control.
Grey is definitely the colour of the week for you - although next week's special colours will be an interesting mixture of black, blue and deep, deep red.
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