Your free, funny Cancer horoscope for today

All the advice I could share with you would blow your mind and leave nothing to the imagination. Check your email daily. Because you never know what may arrive.

Deja vu is the feeling that someone's patronised you before (often by telling you what deja vu means).

There is no word "ecseterar". And it's *definitely* not abbreviated as ect.

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