CancerBirth date: 22 June - 22 July
The following is your Cancer horoscope for today, and we hope you enjoy reading our funny attempt at astrology.
All this week you are set for uncontrollable setbacks to all your plans. There's nothing you can do, so you might as well start being awful to people you suspect might cause your setbacks.
A lot of your work will be undone today as someone evil and vicious sets about making your life less nice.
Fun is a word that will score you few points in scrabble...but then when was life all about scrabble?
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