Cancer
Birth date: 22 June - 22 JulyThe following is your Cancer horoscope for today, and we hope you enjoy reading our funny attempt at astrology.
Overspending will find you slightly less well off this week. Testing your ability to walk on water should be done at the beach, not in the middle of the atlantic. This is just an analogy to some part of your life which is not entirely clear to me.
Wearing a hat will only bring true happiness.
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