Your free, funny Cancer horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Cancer

Cancer

Birth date: 22 June - 22 July

The following is your Cancer horoscope for today, and we hope you enjoy reading our funny attempt at astrology.

A film will set you straight about a number of things today and will also serve to kill between one and a half and two and a half hours of the day. Probably. Sorry, it's a slow day for you, there's nothing much I can say that will make it any more interesting.

Act daft today, help people close to you smile, and feel the healing power of laughter.

Baskets of eggs may cause problems for you today as you try to take on too much work.

Sasquatch will not befriend you and live peacefully in your house.

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