Your free, funny Cancer horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Cancer

Cancer

Birth date: 22 June - 22 July

The following is your Cancer horoscope for today, and we hope you enjoy reading our funny attempt at astrology.

Dressing as a feline may give others cause for concern today. Many things that people say over the coming days will appear nonsensical, but may start to make sense towards the end of the week.

It may be time to accept that you're a failure and a loser.

What you hear and what was said may differ today, so be aware of either your failing hearing or your increasing hatred of those talking to you.

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