Cancer
Birth date: 22 June - 22 JulyThe following is your Cancer horoscope for today, and we hope you enjoy reading our funny attempt at astrology.
There a lots of sweet delights in the air today, especially if a trip to the sweet shop is in the offing. And if not, well, it might not be quite so true.
Knowing your hand span may become useful over the coming days, although the mystics will not give me any information as to how or why.
A flurry of exclamation marks will come back to haunt you later this month as an email comes true.
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