CancerBirth date: 22 June - 22 July
The following is your Cancer horoscope for today, and we hope you enjoy reading our funny attempt at astrology.
If you think you've got problems today, just wait until tomorrow! You are not registered to view this horoscope, and yet you still are. Perhaps this is your calling.
Perhaps it's true that you're not the immense stud you once were.
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