Your free, funny Cancer horoscope for today

Cancer

Birth date: 22 June - 22 July

The following is your Cancer horoscope for today, and we hope you enjoy reading our funny attempt at astrology.

Experimenting with animals isn't always wrong. Here's a handy hint: If you're smuggling drugs, take some catnip - Dogs love that stuff too. Today will be a day like any other.

The life of a party you most certainly aren't this weekend.

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