Cancer
Birth date: 22 June - 22 JulyThe following is your Cancer horoscope for today, and we hope you enjoy reading our funny attempt at astrology.
Always think "Take the easy way out". You won't go wrong. You'll keep on fighting till the end. Your footsteps will seem louder today as you break in new shoes. However, this will not be a metaphorical sign of anything greater.
Many of your problems can be solved by sitting down with a pen and paper and doodling pictures of houses and perhaps tornadoes.
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