Your Funny Cancer Horoscope for Friday, 14th Nov 2025
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Cancer
22 June - 22 July
Fools die young, and you certainly like to think that you're foolhardy. Please, don't die on a whim. Whimsy and death are such awkward bedfellows. Any rumours you may have heard about a certain special someone may come true this week.
The way you feel is not necessary limited to what you eat and drink. You may also want to go for walks and conduct yourself properly at the table.
The gongoozlers at your naked twister parties should at least be made to take off their shoes.
The way you feel is not necessary limited to what you eat and drink. You may also want to go for walks and conduct yourself properly at the table.
The gongoozlers at your naked twister parties should at least be made to take off their shoes.
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