LeoBirth date: 23 July - 22 August
Leo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.
You can test yourself today by attempting to abstain from gratuitous sex or violence. Pretending to pick fleas off a new member of staff may seem appealing, but the gag may be on you if you actually find some.
You think "pink", but you buy "blue". This is why you're confused a lot of the time.
Geeks and nerds - one big smelly bunch of cyber-crimes waiting to happen. And you're next on their list.
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