Leo
Birth date: 23 July - 22 AugustLeo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.
Hopefully the pains you're currently experiencing will disappear over the coming hours. Everything you have been taught will be forgotten in a crazy moment of rash behaviour.
Monkeys may go nuts for bananas, but Nutters don't give a monkeys about going bananas. This may be important for you to remember.
When opening the door for a stranger, take care to notice any loose change that they may drop so that you can slam the door in their face, grab the money, and then run for dear life.
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