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Your free, funny Leo horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Leo


Birth date: 23 July - 22 August

Leo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.

Rumour has it that hotdogs might be 90% snout. But you, sir, are 100% arse. Since last month you have been finding it harder and harder to have fun. This month may see a big change.

You may think later this month that your computer has been hacked by some 12 year old American girl. However, you will soon come to realise that actually a family pet has chewed through the cord of your mouse.

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