LeoBirth date: 23 July - 22 August
Leo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.
When gazing upon the face of a loved one, close your mouth and stop babbling on about how much you wish that restraining order had been quashed. The pain in your foot will lessen today as the pain in your hand grows. You will start to feel animosity towards forms of public transport and its workers, simultaneously regretting having your foot injured in a closing door and punching the driver.
The SQL Database you are trying to access is flummoxed. Are you sure you want to know your future?