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Astrological sign for Leo

Leo

Birth date: 23 July - 22 August

Leo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.

Cats can eat mice but can't dogs also? This kind of nonsense querying that comes from an older person than you, will start to grate today. Ten weeks of doing what you do best, and you're still no closer to achieving your goal.

The crystal ball which I sometimes use for divining fortunes for those like yourself...is smashed beyond repair. I can see bits of your future, and they look bloody. But I can't tell whether it's *your* blood. Actually, it might not be blood at all, but a red sock. I'm not sure. Get back to me tomorrow.

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