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Astrological sign for Leo

Leo

Birth date: 23 July - 22 August

Leo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.

If you lose money today you can be assured that the nature of human kindness will mean you never see it again. This is because today the nature of human kindness is to be as mean as an old woman the day before pension day.

All the best plans go awry, so please make sure you're ready for any surprises.

A nearby construction company may approach you this morning in an attempt to fool you into thinking that the world is about to explode.

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