Leo
Birth date: 23 July - 22 AugustLeo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.
With all you've been through you should be glad that this week will actually come to a close. You can test yourself today by attempting to abstain from gratuitous sex or violence.
Exercise may seem like a dirty word, but until you lose some weight fatty, it's the dirtiest word you're going to hear for a long time.
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