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Astrological sign for Leo

Leo

Birth date: 23 July - 22 August

Leo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.

You think "pink", but you buy "blue". This is why you're confused a lot of the time. Although your subtle forms of persuasion have worked well in the past, your partner may start to get tired of your spontaneous stripping to initiate sex.

When faced with life's problems you generally prefer to stride in with both boots kicking. However, if today's "life's problem" is that you stepped in lots of dog shit, please try not to kick so wildly.

Avoid serious questions wherever possible today and TIE YOUR SHOES DAMMIT!

Given Time, by Paul London Given Time, by Paul London

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