Your free, funny Leo horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Leo

Leo

Birth date: 23 July - 22 August

Leo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.

Hobbies may have to take a back seat this week as your spleen dissolved into your gastric juices. "For Topical Application Only" - words which might cause you grave concern over the coming days.

The Americanisation of many words often gets you angry. However, don't get upset about such trivial things - it is evolution of a sort and doesn't actually affect you in the slightest. Color center.

All your problems cannot be solved by putting them in one basket full of eggs.

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