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Your free, funny Leo horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Leo


Birth date: 23 July - 22 August

Leo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.

Sandwiches often seem harmless until they force their way into your stomach and start screaming and banging. Your lucky goat name for today is: Penelope.

The worry you're feeling is unnecessary...because you can't avoid the horrors that await.

Complete the sentence: "My day will be really shitty today because my boss will find out that I surf the internet for ________ hours daily."

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