LeoBirth date: 23 July - 22 August
Leo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.
Controlling your situation may become more difficult than you imagine when you're strapped down inside a barrel. Hexes may impair your vision today if you attempt to cross an invisible boundary.
Love may be in the air for one lucky person tonight. I'm talking world-wide here, not about you - UGLY!
The rate of absorption into your skin will increase three fold today as Mars combined with Jupiter to create... well, whatever is created to allow for that. I suppose.
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