LeoBirth date: 23 July - 22 August
Leo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.
Buying a T-Shirt proclaiming your bald patch is a solar panel for a sex machine is a good idea. Flapping your arms like a bird is a good way to call attention to yourself.
You are not the person you once were, try to reflect those changes in your general appearance and, please, smile for a change.
Hoping to find love in a chippy just shows how optimistic you are.
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