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Astrological sign for Leo

Leo

Birth date: 23 July - 22 August

Leo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.

You yearn to be a farmer just so that you can be out standing in your field. Scroll further down any web pages you access today, just in case there are hidden clauses you aren't aware of.

Prognostication is not a good word when you are guessing the colour of a lady's real hair colour.

Express yourself in a non-flamboyant and unexciting way. Buy a nice brooch.

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