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Astrological sign for Leo

Leo

Birth date: 23 July - 22 August

Leo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.

Night terrors will plague you throughout this month and you may feel that people, both living and dead, are out to get you. It's marvellous. No, really, it is absolutely marvellous. You'll see.

The scars left on your knee are there for everyone to see.

Love makes the world go round, and peaches make a very nice accompaniment to sweetcorn.

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