Your free, funny Leo horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Leo


Birth date: 23 July - 22 August

Leo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.

When we tell you that it's 'cryptic', we basically mean that we made it up. Terrible envy can be yours all for the price of walking into a very expensive car showroom. Use that negative energy to summon up dark spirits.

Old cartoons may hold a fascination for you today as you try to recreate a classic 'acme' gag.

Homeless people may wander up to you today and offer to buy the magazine you're holding.

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