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Leo

Birth date: 23 July - 22 August

Leo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.

The smoothness of your arms are testiment to all your work in that area. Terrible things will happen to someone you hate today. You may feel joyous. Buying a T-Shirt proclaiming your bald patch is a solar panel for a sex machine is a good idea.

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