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Astrological sign for Leo

Leo

Birth date: 23 July - 22 August

Leo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.

Today will be fraught with exciting wonderment and thrills for at least somebody you know. All this week you are set for uncontrollable setbacks to all your plans. There's nothing you can do, so you might as well start being awful to people you suspect might cause your setbacks.

You are important, at least as important as the discovery of the dock leaf when you were stung by a nettle as a child.

This week will leave no stone unturned, in a metaphorical way...that you have to decipher.

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