LeoBirth date: 23 July - 22 August
Leo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.
When faced with a lifetime of trauma, please remember what your mother always told you. A new love will present itself today, grab it with both hands, in all possible places.
When you steal copyrighted material, make sure you do it in a comical fashion. That way you can claim "fair use" and hold up court proceedings...at least until they find you guilty of stealing copyrighted material.
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