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Astrological sign for Leo

Leo

Birth date: 23 July - 22 August

Leo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.

Dimples can appear at any time today in your otherwise flawless but kind of saggy skin. Dancing around like a fairy is a great way to lose weight and strengthen those legs.

If you don't wear glasses now, the chances are that you're going to need to after an upcoming sports accident.

Damage caused by rage might cost you around 250 this weekend. Avoid posh bars.

Given Time, by Paul London Given Time, by Paul London

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