LeoBirth date: 23 July - 22 August
Leo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.
Homeless people may wander up to you today and offer to buy the magazine you're holding. It's never too late to do that thing you always wanted to do. You know - the THING. The thing? You know.
Dismiss this horoscope at your peril: You WILL have sex today.
Your doctor will be able to diagnose your current problems far better than me. But only I can tell you that your broken heart will never heal. NEVER. NEVER!!!
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