LeoBirth date: 23 July - 22 August
Leo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.
Banking on anyone this week? Don't let them let you down like they did me. I'm still picking up the pieces of a tattered life. You have a personality that makes people smile, and that is worth exploiting today in any way you see fit.
Wake up, wash your face, change your pants. Life needs a good "start" routine, make this YOURS.
LEDs may come to the rescus for your today, shining fluorescently to the answer you truly seek.
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