LeoBirth date: 23 July - 22 August
Leo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.
Paper can cut, and words can hurt. Which is why you should burn any mail that comes through the letterbox - preferably whilst still in the postman/woman's hands.
If you can't see what the fuss is all about this week, try thinking about it from someone else's point of view.
I sense a feeling of delight in you.
You're as transparent as a blast of canned air - try to be more complex by wearing hats that are clearly too small for your head.
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