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Your Funny Leo Horoscope for Today

Astrological sign for Leo


Birth date: 23 July - 22 August

Leo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.

You will be plagued by happy people, but don't be swayed by them, stay miserable. Many of the people around you will turn out to be lying scheming bastards, this week.

Celebrities don't find you attractive because you are pond scum in comparison.

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