Leo
Birth date: 23 July - 22 AugustLeo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.
The rate of absorption into your skin will increase three fold today as Mars combined with Jupiter to create... well, whatever is created to allow for that. I suppose.
Good fortune is raining down on everyone but yourself today.
Nutrition will play a major part of your life for the next week.
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