Your free, funny Leo horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Leo

Leo

Birth date: 23 July - 22 August

Leo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.

You may develop a sudden interest in the backs of things today. Your legs look nice today. Show them off in some kind of very short skirt that nearly shows your organy-bits. Yes Derek, I'm talking to you!

Any change you receive today will help you feel like someone is contributing to your lifestyle.

You can't go wrong today - everything is set up for brilliance.

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