LeoBirth date: 23 July - 22 August
Leo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.
Be wary of all new friends today as they may turn out to be Russian spies, or possibly wannabe astronomers. In all my time I've never had anyone like you reading my horoscopes - you are bedevilled, a hustler of reputation. You are not wanted here.
The number I am thinking of is 12. This is not the number you are thinking of, especially if you are not thinking of a number.
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