Romantic Leo love horoscope


Birth date: 23 July - 22 August

Plans for the future are put on hold today as a certain someone turns your head and breaks three vertebrae. Spitting is a filthy habit and may put someone off you today. Instead of spitting you should attempt to siphon it out of your nose which is still a filthy habit, will definitely put someone off you, but at least you have an interesting story to tell for once.

The light is coming closer and soon you will see exactly what the future holds with a special someone. The light is a little bit blinding though, so you might want to duck out of the way when it gets within touching distance, or possibly even turn around. But don't turn around for too long or the light will be gone. We think it's a light. I've discussed it with a few other astrologers and it's either a light or a brick.

Chin up, best foot forward,

Scorpio horoscope

Clean up the database! The smell of dead moles may begin to affect you today. If you're ignorant are you blessed?...

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