Leo
Birth date: 23 July - 22 August
Biscuits can provide a pleasurable sensation when placed in the mouth. Something you learn today will put off a potential lover. The simple things in life will return to haunt you this week as you begin to mourn your unhappiness and take it out on others. Alienating yourself from your friends and family will harm your chances of them wanting to help you in your quest for happiness. And totally stuff up your chances of getting anything good as a birthday present. Think of the presents - it may help you get through their constant grinding regarding your marital status.
During the week things will suddenly seem brighter, more vivid and happier. People you meet will see the difference in you, wondering "Have you had a haircut?" "Facelift?" "Liposuction?". The truth will be much simpler and more exciting than they could possibly understand.