TaurusBirth date: 20 April - 20 May
Have fun with your Taurus daily horoscope, filled with astrology and... zodiac. And psychic things, too, about you and every other member of your zodiacal tribe.
You've got as much right as anyone to stamp your feet and demand retribution. Swollen ankles and sore knees are the best you can hope for today. Creeping around on your tip-toes is all very well and good, but driving like that is just going to give you sore feet.
You are not the person you once were, try to reflect those changes in your general appearance and, please, smile for a change.
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