TaurusBirth date: 20 April - 20 May
Have fun with your Taurus daily horoscope, filled with astrology and... zodiac. And psychic things, too, about you and every other member of your zodiacal tribe.
Whenever you feel unhappy today, smile and go to the toilet. This action should soon turns things around for you. You like to think that you're finally gettings your financial affairs into good order. May the tax be with you.
Memory can often plays tricks on people - why not trick memory first by getting a lobotomy.
Tomorrow will bring fresh excitement and vigour to your otherwise dull self.
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