TaurusBirth date: 20 April - 20 May
Have fun with your Taurus daily horoscope, filled with astrology and... zodiac. And psychic things, too, about you and every other member of your zodiacal tribe.
Monkeys may go nuts for bananas, but Nutters don't give a monkeys about going bananas. This may be important for you to remember. Pah! Happiness? The Gods know not of this word and you will pay for your insubordination.
In all my time I've never had anyone like you reading my horoscopes - you are bedevilled, a hustler of reputation. You are not wanted here.
Art is always something you've admired from a distance, but today you may choose to embrace your pinker side.
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