Taurus
Birth date: 20 April - 20 MayHave fun with your Taurus daily horoscope, filled with astrology and... zodiac. And psychic things, too, about you and every other member of your zodiacal tribe.
Most of your dreams will come true over the coming fortnight, so prepare for wealth, health and happiness, you lucky dog. You have a personality that makes people smile, and that is worth exploiting today in any way you see fit.
Paper can cut, and words can hurt. Which is why you should burn any mail that comes through the letterbox - preferably whilst still in the postman/woman's hands.
Your words are, to some, like finger-nails scratching a black-board.
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