Your free, funny Taurus horoscope for today

Taurus

Birth date: 20 April - 20 May

Have fun with your Taurus daily horoscope, filled with astrology and... zodiac. And psychic things, too, about you and every other member of your zodiacal tribe.

Everything you are thinking about will end up getting lost in some sort of fuzzy logic. Exercise may seem like a dirty word, but until you lose some weight fatty, it's the dirtiest word you're going to hear for a long time.

You're doing really well, keep it up!

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