TaurusBirth date: 20 April - 20 May
Have fun with your Taurus daily horoscope, filled with astrology and... zodiac. And psychic things, too, about you and every other member of your zodiacal tribe.
Having to stop today and go to sleep will seem like a prison sentence. It can be scary, sad and lonely. Are you sure you want to go ahead with your plans?
In biscuits one can find sweet, sweet redemption. Especially when soaked in Rum.
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