TaurusBirth date: 20 April - 20 May
Have fun with your Taurus daily horoscope, filled with astrology and... zodiac. And psychic things, too, about you and every other member of your zodiacal tribe.
The faster you travel today, the more likely you are to pick up a speeding ticket. The stars predict rocky times for you and a loved one. Avoid making love in cramped places.
Don't believe anything you read today.
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