Your free, funny Taurus horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Taurus

Taurus

Birth date: 20 April - 20 May

Have fun with your Taurus daily horoscope, filled with astrology and... zodiac. And psychic things, too, about you and every other member of your zodiacal tribe.

Your footsteps will seem louder today as you break in new shoes. However, this will not be a metaphorical sign of anything greater. Old cartoons may hold a fascination for you today as you try to recreate a classic 'acme' gag.

Testing your ability to walk on water should be done at the beach, not in the middle of the atlantic. This is just an analogy to some part of your life which is not entirely clear to me.

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