Your free, funny Taurus horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Taurus

Taurus

Birth date: 20 April - 20 May

Have fun with your Taurus daily horoscope, filled with astrology and... zodiac. And psychic things, too, about you and every other member of your zodiacal tribe.

Not that today is going to be the worst day in your life, but...paraffin is an effective way of erasing memories. In the land that time forgot, everyone had a hard time.

Life throws us all crazy things now and then. Like swords made of ham. And dogs on skateboards.

The stars indicate that walking under ladders is a bad idea for you this month.

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