TaurusBirth date: 20 April - 20 May
Have fun with your Taurus daily horoscope, filled with astrology and... zodiac. And psychic things, too, about you and every other member of your zodiacal tribe.
Take care when opening up an email from a friend today as you may not enjoy the electronic content inside. Your ability to think up lies on the spot may be challenged this week. Don't be afraid to run really fast - problems will catch up, but at least you've given yourself a few minutes to think up some bullshit explanation.
Office politics may cause problems for you today if you arrive with a comedy tie.
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