Taurus
Birth date: 20 April - 20 MayHave fun with your Taurus daily horoscope, filled with astrology and... zodiac. And psychic things, too, about you and every other member of your zodiacal tribe.
People will today start to resent your annoying habit of repeating the last funny thing said and then laughing. You claim that no-one is able to see the future, and yet I foresee that you will understand this never to be not untrue in your own destiny.
Cysts are a sign of overworking as much as anything else. Relax today whilst a loved one lances your soppiest boils.
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