Taurus
Birth date: 20 April - 20 MayHave fun with your Taurus daily horoscope, filled with astrology and... zodiac. And psychic things, too, about you and every other member of your zodiacal tribe.
Geeks and nerds - one big smelly bunch of cyber-crimes waiting to happen. And you're next on their list. To avoid embarrassment, please avoid wearing underwear on incorrect areas of the body.
Halitosis can be very painful, especially if the person with bad breath is trying to spell the word "halitosis" in a confined space.
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