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Astrological sign for Taurus

Taurus

Birth date: 20 April - 20 May

Have fun with your Taurus daily horoscope, filled with astrology and... zodiac. And psychic things, too, about you and every other member of your zodiacal tribe.

Your brain is overflowing with ideas, some of which are truly brilliant and you must focus on making your dreams a reality. Be warned about your general demeanour today as others will not take kindly to happy-clappy fools.

You are finally ready to face the world as yourself this week, so don't be afraid of anything.

Satan may seem like a real life figure, but Satan is just a figment of your imagination brought on by the incredible amount of evil you see in your father's eyes.

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