Your free, funny Taurus horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Taurus

Taurus

Birth date: 20 April - 20 May

Have fun with your Taurus daily horoscope, filled with astrology and... zodiac. And psychic things, too, about you and every other member of your zodiacal tribe.

Applying yourself to your work may be the only way you can crush the thoughts that rampage through your ill-mind. Today might see a need for you to call attention to yourself, and we're always happy to recommend faxing semi-nude pictures of yourself to random numbers.

Google is about to take over your life - play responsibly.

All your long-term plans will come into fruition this month. Beware of speeding busses.

Given Time, by Paul London Given Time, by Paul London

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