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Astrological sign for Taurus

Taurus

Birth date: 20 April - 20 May

Have fun with your Taurus daily horoscope, filled with astrology and... zodiac. And psychic things, too, about you and every other member of your zodiacal tribe.

The last few weeks have seemed like hell and there's little respite this week as you continue on your steamy voyage down the Styx. Unruly behaviour by your closest friends can be solved using cake-forks.

Go with that animal instinct. You're Tony the tiger?and you're GRRRRREEEAT

Assume everyone's an idiot today and you may find yourself being patronising and brilliantly witty.

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