TaurusBirth date: 20 April - 20 May
Have fun with your Taurus daily horoscope, filled with astrology and... zodiac. And psychic things, too, about you and every other member of your zodiacal tribe.
Don't believe anything you read today. Any spikes that you see in your power usage may be due to unforeseen and deadly circumstances. Your talents dictate that you will not go so far.
You do a lot of good work, make people pay for it!
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