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Taurus

Birth date: 20 April - 20 May

Have fun with your Taurus daily horoscope, filled with astrology and... zodiac. And psychic things, too, about you and every other member of your zodiacal tribe.

Express yourself in a non-flamboyant and unexciting way. Buy a nice brooch. The stars indicate that it is a good month to party like it's 1999. All the ideas you've ever had will be totally blown out of the water today.

Destiny is more like a buzz-word than something you'll ever have to think about.

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