Your free, funny Taurus horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Taurus

Taurus

Birth date: 20 April - 20 May

Have fun with your Taurus daily horoscope, filled with astrology and... zodiac. And psychic things, too, about you and every other member of your zodiacal tribe.

Don't be embarrassed by your actions today, embrace your flamboyant side. Dank inhospitable service station toilets may turn out to be your best friend today.

Banking on anyone this week? Don't let them let you down like they did me. I'm still picking up the pieces of a tattered life.

A picture frame will feature highly in your day today and will probably make you feel like you'd never gotten out of bed. Indeed, you'll probably end up going back to bed as soon as today's mishaps have had done with you.

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