TaurusBirth date: 20 April - 20 May
Have fun with your Taurus daily horoscope, filled with astrology and... zodiac. And psychic things, too, about you and every other member of your zodiacal tribe.
Normally today wouldn't cause you any difficulties, but today might just go against the norm. There are always good reasons to ask a fellow human to "step outside", and you may be forced to do this over the coming week.
You have your Southern folk. And you have your Northern folk. Which you are is probably not of consequence, because you're stranger than most.
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