Taurus
Birth date: 20 April - 20 MayHave fun with your Taurus daily horoscope, filled with astrology and... zodiac. And psychic things, too, about you and every other member of your zodiacal tribe.
Your ideas are plentiful, but are your plenties ideaful? Other bullshit may come your way today. Any jamborees you attend today are likely to be fun-filled as well as informative.
It's going to be one of those days, I really, really apologise.
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