Your free, funny Taurus horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Taurus

Taurus

Birth date: 20 April - 20 May

Have fun with your Taurus daily horoscope, filled with astrology and... zodiac. And psychic things, too, about you and every other member of your zodiacal tribe.

Sometimes the only way to succeed is by murdering the entire board of directors. Testing your ability to walk on water should be done at the beach, not in the middle of the atlantic. This is just an analogy to some part of your life which is not entirely clear to me.

Time is on your side, feel free to mix-it-up a little.

Combovers will suddenly attract you this week as you attempt to get a hospital appointment for an eye problem.

Given Time, by Paul London Given Time, by Paul London

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