Taurus
Birth date: 20 April - 20 MayHave fun with your Taurus daily horoscope, filled with astrology and... zodiac. And psychic things, too, about you and every other member of your zodiacal tribe.
Laughter will help you today, especially if you want to avoid crying. Your ideals are starting to shape the way you're living, so congratulations. Breaking bad news to someone today may break your heart, but please remember to wash the blood off your hands before hand.
Food is a cheap source of food. Eat well.
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