Taurus
Birth date: 20 April - 20 MayHave fun with your Taurus daily horoscope, filled with astrology and... zodiac. And psychic things, too, about you and every other member of your zodiacal tribe.
Geeks and nerds - one big smelly bunch of cyber-crimes waiting to happen. And you're next on their list. You may think later this month that your computer has been hacked by some 12 year old American girl. However, you will soon come to realise that actually a family pet has chewed through the cord of your mouse.
The medical degrees you claim you possess were not worth the 70 euros you paid for them through PayPal.
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