TaurusBirth date: 20 April - 20 May
Have fun with your Taurus daily horoscope, filled with astrology and... zodiac. And psychic things, too, about you and every other member of your zodiacal tribe.
Any amount of feelings you have won't save you from utter failure. You do a lot of good work, make people pay for it! Express yourself in a non-flamboyant and unexciting way. Buy a nice brooch.
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