TaurusBirth date: 20 April - 20 May
Have fun with your Taurus daily horoscope, filled with astrology and... zodiac. And psychic things, too, about you and every other member of your zodiacal tribe.
Your choice of reading material is starting to swerve dangerously into the "blue" section. Today is another day, and all can be well both here and in Denmark.
Shooting high into the air during a celebration, may cause injury to you or those around you.
Paper can cut, and words can hurt. Which is why you should burn any mail that comes through the letterbox - preferably whilst still in the postman/woman's hands.
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