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Astrological sign for Taurus

Taurus

Birth date: 20 April - 20 May

Have fun with your Taurus daily horoscope, filled with astrology and... zodiac. And psychic things, too, about you and every other member of your zodiacal tribe.

Minor changes to your driving style allows you to feel like you're a better driver, but actually are making your behaviour quite erratic. Tailors and Bodybuilders may have a surprise in store for you this week. Also keep on the lookout for butch hairdressers.

Dogs can be a man's best friend or a woman's best friend. They could also be a child's best friend, or a cat's best friend. Dogs are totally flexible.

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