
Taurus
Birth date: 20 April - 20 MayHave fun with your Taurus daily horoscope, filled with astrology and... zodiac. And psychic things, too, about you and every other member of your zodiacal tribe.
Remember, it's unfair to expect your friends and family to provide you with alibis. Good fortune will stalk you like a mean spirited vulture today and won't spread any of his juicy fortune charm over you.
Everything you've ever felt about anything will be tested today during some troubling moment in which you'll learn something about anything or everything.
Crossing your arms, legs and fingers is fine.
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