Romantic Taurus love horoscope

Bits and pieces of the day will flash before your eyes before you've seen them. This is all due to the excitement and pleasure at a new found love - your love of drinking methanol.

A potential mate will come to you today and destroy your self confidence. Bizarrely, you will attempt a counter-strike by sharpening your pencils.

Tenderness ought to be tried whenever possible. Always slapping the ass of your lover during love-making will not always be a turn on. Especially during or after 'piles' problems.