Romantic Taurus love horoscope

Taurus

Birth date: 20 April - 20 May

Love moves in mysterious ways, mostly of them diagonal. Oh that wacky crazy love - no curvy lines for *it*, no sirree! The quietness you're curently experiencing is unlikely to last long, so don't forgot to be thankful for these quiet times - you're going to have a heck of a lot of good fun though in the coming months.

Cup holders are terribly romantic so if you're in doubt you can always send one of those to your beaux this birthday. Guaranteed to help you receive love.

Hat buying could serve you well today as a potential relationship sparks up in a hat shop. Specifically, you'll be looking at hats. Your potential partner may be looking at gloves. You may discuss why a hat shop sells gloves.

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