CapricornBirth date: 22 December - 19 January
Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.
Grey is definitely the colour of the week for you - although next week's special colours will be an interesting mixture of black, blue and deep, deep red.
There is no need to be afraid, today. Tomorrow is the time for all your fears to be played out in one condensed package.
The day is as long as the night.
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