CapricornBirth date: 22 December - 19 January
Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.
All of that which you experience today will be catalogued under "things not to do in public again". Clowns with pickaxes will haunt your dreams tonight and will affect you at around mid-morning the following day. The effect of such dreams will cause you to a) be tired, b) look startled when people slam the door, or c) be nice to any clowns you meet.
It probably seems unreal right now, but you are likely to meet a long-lost relative over the coming month or so.
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