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Your free, funny Capricorn horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Capricorn


Birth date: 22 December - 19 January

Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.

Wood may be lucky for you this week, although you'd probably prefer meaty planks to irritating splinters. A picture frame will feature highly in your day today and will probably make you feel like you'd never gotten out of bed. Indeed, you'll probably end up going back to bed as soon as today's mishaps have had done with you.

Your sporting life will keep you in good stead for the summer olympics.

Something will stir your memory today and it may take a few hours for you to resolve your sense of deja vu.

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