Your free, funny Capricorn horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Capricorn

Capricorn

Birth date: 22 December - 19 January

Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.

Your bed is made, lie in it. Fall asleep for a while. Spoon the pillows. Yes, that's it. Relax. Clean up the database! You may find that you have to see out most of the day with only one eye to guide you.

Today will be a day like any other.

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