Your free, funny Capricorn horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Capricorn

Capricorn

Birth date: 22 December - 19 January

Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.

Today might be the day when you get stuck in a hole with a dwarf. Remember all the research you did into dwarf habits in order to prevent mental breakdown.

The number of times you walk into a door will today cause you to seek out new ways of thinking.

The older you get the more you're starting to realise that everyone else is an idiot.

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Capricorn horoscope

Today might be the day when you get stuck in a hole with a dwarf. Remember all the research you did into dwarf habits......

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