Your free, funny Capricorn horoscope for today

Capricorn

Birth date: 22 December - 19 January

Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.

The night may feel like a safe time to parade naked through the local city streets, however, you may find there are some that oppose your freedom. Dancing around like a fairy is a great way to lose weight and strengthen those legs.

Breaking bad news to someone today may break your heart, but please remember to wash the blood off your hands before hand.

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