Your free, funny Capricorn horoscope for today

Capricorn

Birth date: 22 December - 19 January

Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.

Take time out to consider your options; climb a mountain, dig your own grave. Duty calls, and your duty is to make people aware that you are not who they think you are. Nor are they who they think they themselves are.

The cigarette burn mark on your arm may fade over the coming days and will be replaced by a tattoo of a young lady swathed in roses.

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