Capricorn
Birth date: 22 December - 19 JanuaryYour capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.
A new love will present itself today, grab it with both hands, in all possible places. One of the things you've always liked about life is how seemingly lucky you are. Expect big changes this week, ya jammy wanker.
Something will stir your memory today and it may take a few hours for you to resolve your sense of deja vu.
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