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Your Funny Capricorn Horoscope for Today

Astrological sign for Capricorn


Birth date: 22 December - 19 January

Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.

It may be time to accept that you're a failure and a loser. Remember, it's unfair to expect your friends and family to provide you with alibis. Fun is a word that will score you few points in scrabble...but then when was life all about scrabble?

Accuracy is not necessary when stacking blocks, until you come to around the 5th or 6th.

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