Your free, funny Capricorn horoscope for today

Capricorn

Birth date: 22 December - 19 January

Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.

The next person to offer you advice will have a secret agenda that you ought to be wary of. Any long-lasting thoughts about colours will fade later today.

Rudolph, who is admittedly good at knawing on branches, is probably not that good at flying. Hence your planned trip to the local cliff edge, is probably not in his best interests.

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