Capricorn
Birth date: 22 December - 19 JanuaryYour capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.
If you think you've been harshly treated, please feel free to contact me or perhaps issue some kind of fatwa. Boxes that you have lying around may become useful for any storage.
If it's tasty, then lap it up. If not, don't. This is the best course of action for this week.
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