CapricornBirth date: 22 December - 19 January
Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.
Walking to work in a clown costume can help you in your search for humility. Oil and water are to you what Fish and Gin are to a drunken fisherman. All your problems cannot be solved by putting them in one basket full of eggs.
You might feel "world weary", but the truth of it is that you don't do anything worthwhile. This week may be a good opportunity for you to change that.
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