Your free, funny Capricorn horoscope for today

Capricorn

Birth date: 22 December - 19 January

Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.

Back in school when people would bully you about your hair and possibly jacket, you swore you would have your vengeance. Make today that day. This week may cause some problems for you as your secrets are shared across the internet.

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