Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.
Kissing horses in an otherwise empty paddock is fair game today. Enjoy yourself and try not to go too wild. Today will make it hard for you to make any sense of roofle wimblipickstone.
Most of the things you believe in could be hacked apart by a fairly terrible dream.
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