Capricorn
Birth date: 22 December - 19 JanuaryYour capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.
Get used to seeing bruises over the next few days as you and furniture begin not seeing eye to eye. You might find you start aching below the knee, today.
The gongoozlers at your naked twister parties should at least be made to take off their shoes.
Open all boxes with caution today. Some boxes may contain deadly surprises and traps.
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