CapricornBirth date: 22 December - 19 January
Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.
Your lucky goat name for today is: Penelope. The tension between you and a co-worker may ease today as you suddenly realise you have other stronger ties.
Electronics and machinery will start to misbehave for you today.
Laugh and the world laughs at you. Or at least, it'll seem like that this week.
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