CapricornBirth date: 22 December - 19 January
Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.
Harsh words may be spoken by a loved one today. Are you loveable? Take time out today to contemplate that thought and try to make sure that you are very loveable.
If you think you've been harshly treated, please feel free to contact me or perhaps issue some kind of fatwa.
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