Your free, funny Capricorn horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Capricorn

Capricorn

Birth date: 22 December - 19 January

Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.

Sometimes the only way to succeed is by murdering the entire board of directors. There is no need to be afraid, today. Tomorrow is the time for all your fears to be played out in one condensed package.

Although you may feel justified in doing what you do, there are definitely times in which your conscience will be pricked.

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