CapricornBirth date: 22 December - 19 January
Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.
Luckily, today is the best day you're going to have over the coming months - so let loose. Incidentally, it may be in your "letting loose" that you cause the accident that sees you spend the coming months in traction.
It's going to be one of those days, I really, really apologise.
Your spine is going to feel a tingling sensation later this day and you're not going to be able to attribute it to anything specific.
Remember that water dissolves alien beasts and some witches. Do you really want to be drinking 8 glasses a day with that track record?