CapricornBirth date: 22 December - 19 January
Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.
Your weaknesses may turn out to be your strengths today, and you'll find yourself easily swayed by nonsense that you read online. Damaging words reach your ears after a disagreement over a neighbour's pets. Damaging "poo" will be flung back across the garden fence if the issue is not resolved within the next few weeks. You may soon receive good news from a vet.
Flapping your arms like a bird is a good way to call attention to yourself.
Mythology states that all kinds of crazy crap happened. You believe that, don't you? That's why your here. Please pay at the exit.
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