Your free, funny Capricorn horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Capricorn

Capricorn

Birth date: 22 December - 19 January

Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.

Today you will find that your favourite attribute in a person is their ability to tell you how fantastic you are. Any advice given to you today will seem like poppycock, and it probably is.

A turkish man or woman may delight you today in some manner. Chocolate desserts are your friend today.

Everyone wants what's best for you, in terms of reducing the amount of time you are allowed to show your face outside of your house.

Given Time, by Paul London Given Time, by Paul London

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