Your free, funny Capricorn horoscope for today

Capricorn

Birth date: 22 December - 19 January

Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.

Your mother is proud of you. You will find you get better sex advice if you stop talking to what you call "little people" in your nearby park. Be playful at heart and you'll reap the reward of having more friends under the age of 10.

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