Your free, funny Capricorn horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Capricorn

Capricorn

Birth date: 22 December - 19 January

Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.

Your ability to perform open heart surgery may be brought into question today as you attempt to help an asthmatic in the local park who's having breathing difficulties.

Congratulations may be in order this week.

Almost everything you feel about life is unwarranted. You should feel almost the opposite about life at the moment and embrace your worst fears.

Going to the movies is an excellent way to spend your final hours. I mean, final hours of the day, obviously. Not of your life.

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