Your free, funny Capricorn horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Capricorn

Capricorn

Birth date: 22 December - 19 January

Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.

All the colours in the rainbow will come out to play on other people's faces today. You may be diagnosed with flu at some point this week. You may be feeling sporty today but don't spend all that money on new sports gear and equipment. You are likely to lose interest in this new found "passion" within 20 days.

Install that software, make it a priority! (Don't blame us if your computer starts dissolving)

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