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Your Funny Capricorn Horoscope for Today

Astrological sign for Capricorn


Birth date: 22 December - 19 January

Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.

Watch out for overweight dogs when it's raining. Just desserts is a damn good name for a dessert company. Which is why approximately 90 firms are currently trading under that name.

You're single. So what are you doing reading this when you could be out there having fun? Go let your hair down.

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