Your free, funny Capricorn horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Capricorn

Capricorn

Birth date: 22 December - 19 January

Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.

Swollen ankles and sore knees are the best you can hope for today. The phenomenon of time standing still may occur to you numerous times today. Test yourself today, let go of your fears and grasp the nettle with both hands.

Given Time, by Paul London Given Time, by Paul London

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