CapricornBirth date: 22 December - 19 January
Your marital status may change this week, either due to some pre-planned marriage type thing, or possibly just a typing error on a car insurance quote form. Either way, love is on the cards for you.
This year looks like it's going to be a great one. Full of vigorous situations, sweaty encounters and dry, sweet smelling stop-overs in arctic bunkers. This horoscope may not apply to all of you.
Bits and pieces of the day will flash before your eyes before you've seen them. This is all due to the excitement and pleasure at a new found love - your love of drinking methanol.