Capricorn
Birth date: 22 December - 19 January
Naturally your instinct will be to find love in places where people are either inebriated or are known to be easy. However, many find that a library or inside the foyer of council offices is also a good place to pick up totty.
Thinking and doing are two separate things. However, thinking about what you're doing is always a good idea. Try to remember this today when you're trying to tie your shoelace and stare at a friend's crotch.
Crazy people have been known to fantasize about people out of their league before committing heinous acts. Make sure that if you're going to fantasize that it's about someone who is as desperate as you before committing those heinous acts.