Romantic Aries love horoscope

A report of startling significance will land on a desk near you over the coming week. This report will tell you everything you need to know about the feelings of another and will help you understand how to begin living the rest of your life.

The colours red and purple will mean a lot to you today as you're punched in the nose by someone you assumed was a potential mate.

A romantic hotel break may be just the thing to spark up your love life this weekend. Some suggestions are: cover the bed in rose petals, place some chocolates on your loved-one's pillow, bring some beautiful and fragrant flowers...oh, and for god's sake, please flush the toilet before your lover arrives! Floaters are not good for love.