Romantic Aries love horoscope


Birth date: 21 March - 19 April

Romance is in the air today, just over the north of France. If you don't happen to be near the north of France then chances are you're going to strike out again throughout this week. However, wind directions can vary as much as the accuracy of these horoscopes, so don't panic yet!

Life can be as romantic as you wish to make it. Like the old saying goes, a man with three fish has enough in his heart to help him build a picnic chair.

Significant other, or S.O., is a fairly disturbing way to refer to a loved one. Why not call them "that thing I know" or "unstranger".

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